Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Same joke, three takes. Personaly I prefer Take 2.
Take 2: "Cut it off? I never said I would cut off his d*** to shove it down his throat. Nooooo, I'm just gonna make an art piece inspired on The Human Centipede with that f***er as medium. Creative liberties included."
Take 3: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna produce a kinky Human-Centipede-themed porn starring that a**hole and that a**hole only. No biggie."
Take 1: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna direct a low budget comemorative horror porn edition short of most memorable moment of The Human Centipede starring that a**hole and that a**hole only!"
The takes are in my order of preference.
(17/08/2024) Edit: Oh, God, why was I so fucking cringe.