@high-bats

Me when OC after my my-angsty-OC-is-OP-:) phase:

"Okay. Guys, repeat after me:

All OCs in this fic are means for an end. They are fuel for the trip. They are going to burn as the plot car speeds and drags the other characters through the highway - some more literally than others - towards the conclusion.

Amen. "

"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."

Nice enablement of chaos.

Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.

If there is no stablishment named Motel Kombat, it is a waste of a pun and obstruction of so many stupid jokes.

I will be never unnotice that DP stands for both Deadpool and Double Penetration.

I decided to unnecessarily share this with the class.

P.S.: I just realized it works for Deep Penetration, Damp Penetration, Dagger Penetration, D-word Penetration. YOU NAME IT. FUCK.

I just found the best fucking ao3 tag that isn't an official ao3 tag.

"god if youre watching i plead oopsie daisy"

I am beat. Dead. Expired via laughter induced asphyxiation.

Imma use this everyrytime I comit something I should regret but I don't. Not really.

OMFG THIS TAG IS FOR REAL: Please Ryan Reynolds don't read this

It's freaking real. WTF?

LMAO

I CAN'T.

It's an OFFICIAL TAG.

I don't know why this would trigger a dopamine release in my brain, but it did.

I am smiling like a fool, damn it.

Alastor would be the type to have a contract that states that if he gets his second death, the souls he cares about get sent to Rosie and the rest goes to Niffty.

IMAGINE THE CHAOS OF GRIEVING OVERLORD NIFFTY GOING RAMPANT. LMAO.

He can use it to menace people, imagine him going:

"Kill you? Oh no. If I die, I won't take you with me. That would be Niffty's job after she inherits all my souls." *laughs maniacally* "Pray I live."

Val: *suddenly gets suspiciously invested in keeping Alastor alive.*

Though I don't think that he would show any of his cards. No. He would let overlord Niffty be a surprise. One moment, everything is okay after his death and suddely all of the baddest male bug demons feel a deep all consuming irrational feeling that they are being hunted. Little do they know.

The first public sign of what is to come is the appearence of Valentino pinned down by giant needles and left to dry under the sun in a secludded and suspiciously clean part of Pentagram city. He has multiple stab wounds caused by holy weapons. Whoever could it be?

It would be perfect because Rosie would make sure Niffty doesn't get into a fucked up contract and loses everything, while Niffty gets to cause mayhem.

EDIT:

Continuing my brain rot.

Pentagram city would get clean so fast, y'all would be able to lick the floor for 0.4 seconds and not immediately get 7 differents diseases on the fumes the ground emanates alone.

Sure, it would be kinda creepy be a sudden absence of all roaches (they are regrouping, little do they know it's exactly what niffty wants), and the 26 curated bug sinners (those being only the ones found in a week period), but are we really going to miss them that bad when we have CLEAN CITY???

We wouldn't have to worry about Antony since he is a spider and spiders ain't insects.

The violent death of Valentino via Niffty gives me happy jiggles. There is something about the idea of Valentino, the 3m (10ft) tall long legged cuppa poison, getting pinned by a wild overpowered gremlin' while he still writhes and screams that is just MWAH beautiful.

I am barely coherent, if I close my eyes I will sleep. Maybe I will elaborate further later. Most likely not. Take this idea away from my unreliable hands.

Edit: I thought of a blurb. Use if you will.

The Radio Demon's closing broadcast.

The Slayer of Overlords' death hill.

The Ghost of Maman's Boy last crossroad.

Alastor's Final Stand.

Well... for the time being, hopefully.

If you think Alastor is napo. He has one more tiny nifty trick. He has no certainty that it will work, it is mostly based on a guess. But even if it doesn't, it will sure be a knee-slapper.

My halloween one liner:

"I will NOT stand for this bullshit any longer, instead I will lay 6 feet under."

I dedicate this one liner to the entity that decided to make my phone completely freeze for a period of 1-2 minutes at EXACTLY 2:00 in the morning everyday without a hitch.

I just remembered something, the first time I had sleep paralisis I didn't panic with the pressure on my chest because I thought it was Maia. Though I did panic a bit when I tried to move my arm to pet her and then it was all downhill. Back then I didn't even know what sleep paralisis was.

Anyway, she is my fluffy sleep paralisis demon. Sleep paralisis can't scare me anymore because from now on it's just Maia coming from the beyond to visit me and making me keep my hands to myself so I don't snuggle her into second death.

Though crying and not being able to wipe my face might be slightly annoying.

A, 28/06/2024