Just Watched Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind.

Alastor would be the type to have a contract that states that if he gets his second death, the souls he cares about get sent to Rosie and the rest goes to Niffty.

IMAGINE THE CHAOS OF GRIEVING OVERLORD NIFFTY GOING RAMPANT. LMAO.

He can use it to menace people, imagine him going:

"Kill you? Oh no. If I die, I won't take you with me. That would be Niffty's job after she inherits all my souls." *laughs maniacally* "Pray I live."

Val: *suddenly gets suspiciously invested in keeping Alastor alive.*

Though I don't think that he would show any of his cards. No. He would let overlord Niffty be a surprise. One moment, everything is okay after his death and suddely all of the baddest male bug demons feel a deep all consuming irrational feeling that they are being hunted. Little do they know.

The first public sign of what is to come is the appearence of Valentino pinned down by giant needles and left to dry under the sun in a secludded and suspiciously clean part of Pentagram city. He has multiple stab wounds caused by holy weapons. Whoever could it be?

It would be perfect because Rosie would make sure Niffty doesn't get into a fucked up contract and loses everything, while Niffty gets to cause mayhem.

EDIT:

Continuing my brain rot.

Pentagram city would get clean so fast, y'all would be able to lick the floor for 0.4 seconds and not immediately get 7 differents diseases on the fumes the ground emanates alone.

Sure, it would be kinda creepy be a sudden absence of all roaches (they are regrouping, little do they know it's exactly what niffty wants), and the 26 curated bug sinners (those being only the ones found in a week period), but are we really going to miss them that bad when we have CLEAN CITY???

We wouldn't have to worry about Antony since he is a spider and spiders ain't insects.

The violent death of Valentino via Niffty gives me happy jiggles. There is something about the idea of Valentino, the 3m (10ft) tall long legged cuppa poison, getting pinned by a wild overpowered gremlin' while he still writhes and screams that is just MWAH beautiful.

I am barely coherent, if I close my eyes I will sleep. Maybe I will elaborate further later. Most likely not. Take this idea away from my unreliable hands.

Edit: I thought of a blurb. Use if you will.

The Radio Demon's closing broadcast.

The Slayer of Overlords' death hill.

The Ghost of Maman's Boy last crossroad.

Alastor's Final Stand.

Well... for the time being, hopefully.

If you think Alastor is napo. He has one more tiny nifty trick. He has no certainty that it will work, it is mostly based on a guess. But even if it doesn't, it will sure be a knee-slapper.

My halloween one liner:

"I will NOT stand for this bullshit any longer, instead I will lay 6 feet under."

I dedicate this one liner to the entity that decided to make my phone completely freeze for a period of 1-2 minutes at EXACTLY 2:00 in the morning everyday without a hitch.

This might be the coolest fanfic I've laid my eyes upon, up to date: 364 & A Wake Up

Hell, this is better than some canon stuff I've read.

Shit, and this hasn't been updated for almost a whole year. Damn it, I respect all reasons for that cause it's not my place to ever act like a spoiled brat and try to tell people what to do with their time. But DAMN IT. My experience tells me that the chances of this being completed are low.

Fuck, there is a number of reasons I mostly go for completed works only. Shit fuck damn it.

So I am here to cry about because I didn't obey my own anti-disappointment rules. But FUCK I can't bring my self to regret it. It's good.

I can see this becoming a official universe lovingly nicknamed BS universe you read, you know and becoming a damned hit 'cause it has a damn interesting plotline, character portrail is pretty good, interactions are awesome, and it's the crossover event "I didn't know I needed".

What thE FUCK?!

I will now fuck off to the sunset or whatever the fuck I come up with to get over the fact that I won't be seeing this be completed.

Today is a day when everything I ever did is a bad idea.

A team with Rain, Subzero, and Smoke should be called Triple Point.

That is a thinly veiled threat if I ever saw one.

you can tell a lot about a person based off what fanfic’s they read & write

Now close it :)

I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case

If there is no stablishment named Motel Kombat, it is a waste of a pun and obstruction of so many stupid jokes.

Same joke, three takes. Personaly I prefer Take 2.

Take 2: "Cut it off? I never said I would cut off his d*** to shove it down his throat. Nooooo, I'm just gonna make an art piece inspired on The Human Centipede with that f***er as medium. Creative liberties included."

Take 3: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna produce a kinky Human-Centipede-themed porn starring that a**hole and that a**hole only. No biggie."

Take 1: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna direct a low budget comemorative horror porn edition short of most memorable moment of The Human Centipede starring that a**hole and that a**hole only!"

The takes are in my order of preference.

(17/08/2024) Edit: Oh, God, why was I so fucking cringe.

"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."