Imagine Tracker And Paani On A Mission, What Would Their Friendship Be Like?

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos: part 2 Tw for swearing _________________________ Kwazii: So let me get this straight. Putting butter on bread is normal, correct? Shellington: Yes Kwazii: And putting milk in or on cereal is also normal, correct? Shellington, getting concerned: Yes... Kwazii: So what is stopping me from putting butter in cereal and milk on bread? Shellington: Dear stars- _________________________ Peso: Whales have leg bones Shellington: Whales have leg bones

Kwazii: What the fuck are they doing with them? Kicking people out of the ocean? _________________________ Dashi: You look like that one meme where- Barnacles: I have no idea what you're talking about- _________________________ Kwazii: *vibing* Kwazii: *gets hit in the face with a rock* Kwazii: ow Kwazii: *resumes vibing* _________________________ Professor Inkling: -and that is why you need at least 8 hours of sleep Shellington: Barnacles: Tweak: Dashi: Peso: Kwazii: Kwazii: am I really the only one here here a normal sleep schedule? _________________________

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Interactions I've had in school

(Please note I'm the voice of reason in most of these)

ALSO EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMOTHER!!! ^^

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Kwazii: I got suspended

Barnacles: You got suspended!? How???

Kawaii: I tried to steal a urinal...

Barnacles: yoU TRIED TO STEAL A URINAL???

Kwazii: Keyword: TRIED

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Peso: Please stop eating the starburst wrappers...

Dashi: THEY ARE EDIBLE-

Peso: Just because they are safe for consumption doesn't mean they should BE CONSUMED

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Shellington: *goes nonverbal*

Tweak: Hey!

Shellington:

Tweak: Hey!!

Shellington: ...?

Tweak: Ohhh!!! We're playing the quiet game! Ok, bet!

*proceeds to not talk for the rest of the day thinking it's a game/challenge*

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Kwazii: Ow-

Peso: You good bro?

Kwazii: Ye, I just stabbed myself with a pencil

Peso, panicked: yOu GoOd BrUh?????

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Shellington: How dare you assume I'm Cis

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Kwazii, walking down the halls: Down with the cis! Down With The Cis!! DOWN WITH THE CIS!!!

Some random cishet guy: YEAH!! DOWN WITH THE SITH!!

Kwazii:

Kwazii under his breath: listen you discord mod wanna be-

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Some big + tall guy: *lunges forward suddenly trying to intimidate Dashi*

Dashi: *charges forward after him*

The guy: *runs in fear as Dashi chases him*

Barnacles: Haahaa, nice

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Shellington: These are my husbands: Kwazii, Peso, and Dashi ^^ (queer platonic relationship)

Shellington: And these are our adopted children

*takes a deep breath*

Tunip, Codish, Barrot, Grouber, Tominnow, Pikato, Halibeet, Sharchinni*, Perchkin, Yamchovy, Wallabaga, Charchard, Maccoli, Carprika, Albachoy, Salepeño, and Tardelery!!

Shellington: Am I forgetting any?

Kwazii, whispering: Vegi-bot

Shellington: VEGI-BOT!!

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Tweak: I take extreme pride and pleasure in being able to scare an entire football team just by existing

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Barnacles, thinking: this stress ball is pretty good! Super strong and resistant too. It won't break ^^

*2 minutes later*

Stress Ball, which is filled with liquid gel: *breaks, and spills all over Barnacles*

Barnacles: fuCK-

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*any vegimal after Sharchinni only appeared in the books

I hate to ask this, but if you see this post, can you please interact? I took a small break and my spread/reach went way down, and I'm not 100% sure as to why-

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos

Tw for swearing

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Person: So, how many kids do you have?

Barnacles: Genetically emotionally or legally?

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Professor Inkling: I'm going to need an explanation for this

Dashi: Kwazii

Shellington: Kwazii

Peso: Kwazii

Kwazii: Well in my defense-

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Peso: How much sleep did you get last night?

Shellington: Around 10 minutes I think?

Professor Inkling: Not all together though

Peso: Professor why do you know this?

Professor Inkling: ° - °

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Tweak: I don't have time for NPCs trying to talk to me. I have a quest to finish!

Dashi: Real life or in game?

Tweak: Both.

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Peso: *accidently crashes the Gup E*

Peso: Oh shit oh shit oh shit-

Kwazii and Shellington: one of us. one of us! One of us! ONE OF US!! ONE OF-

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Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?

Sure thing!!

Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^

[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]

** = tw for that quote

Pink boarder = NSFW

Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)

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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?

Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3

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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake

Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear

Kwazii: Ay-

Kwazii: Wait-

Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??

Barnacles: Ummm...

Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO

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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?

Barnacles: Why yes, I do!

Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*

Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*

Barnacles: Peso...

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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant

Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-

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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:

Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...

Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!

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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??

Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!

Barnacles: ...

Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...

Barnacles: ',:/

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...

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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!

Barnacles:

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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano

Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...

Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!

Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*

Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-

Kwazii: Manage what?

Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...

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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-

Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-

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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?

Kawaii: It looked like Pete...

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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii

Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-

Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...

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Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?

Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water

Barnacles: No...

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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...

Barnacles: I...

Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!

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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...

Kwazii: Me?

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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*

Kwazii: Hey, check this out!

Kwazii: *folds*

Barnacles: Wha-

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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?

Kawaii: Shellington :)

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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple

Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol

Requests are still open ^^

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

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Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

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Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

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Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!

Thank you so much ^^

(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)

Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos

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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why

Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them

Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*

Tweak: ò - ó

Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks

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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!

Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?

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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred

Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...

Kwazii: Here

*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*

Tweak: Thanks!

Barnacles, in shock: ',:|

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Tweak: Why are you on fire?

Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing

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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!

Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-

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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^

*sirens sound in the distance*

Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-

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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?

Kwazii: I found something even better!

Tweak: Kwazii-

Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*

Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!

Vegamals: *collective face palm*

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Kwazii: I'm in love with you

Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??

Kwazii: Yeah I know

Tweak: o _ o

Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-

Kwazii: >:)

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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you

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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7

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Tweak: Screwdriver-

Kwazii: Screwdriver

Tweak: Wrench-

Kwazii: Wrench

Tweak: Lazer pointer-

Kwazii: Lazer poi...

Kwazii: Wait-

Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*

Kwazii: RED DOT-

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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tweak: Is your bed comfortable

Kwazii: Yes...?

Tweak: I'd sleep.

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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!

Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-

Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*

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Tweak: Is something burning?

Kwazii: Just my love for you

Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire

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Tweak: I owe you one

Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)

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Requests are still open ^^

I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction

Captain Dashi of the Octoray headcanons?

Ooo, haven't heard of this one yes, this will be fun ^^ /pos

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- Has pictures of their old team hanging EVERYWHERE

- As time goes on she'll add photos of her new crew

- I'm 100% sure that the kids/siblings of the Octopod Crew will be with Dashi on the Octoray when they are older (Including Koshi)

- So chaotic if the kids/siblings are there when older, mainly because she (likely) knew them and has embarrassed pictures of them (like Pinto faceplanting into Ice, Periwinkle getting scared by seaweed, etc.)

- She'd also hire some different crew from the kids when they're old enough, maybe have an extra medic with them just in case

- Members of the Octopod will always come to visit, even if retired. Same for the Octoray, they'll just drop by ^^

- Dashi gets sentimental every time they look at the pictures of her old team AND the new team. She'll get to watch them grow up and eventually hand off the Octoray to one of them, maybe even reassign them as a Captain of their own ship

- Everything is technology. EVERYTHING. Even more than on the Octopod. They demand it

- Tweak, Kwazii, and Shellington are the most likely to visit her. Barnacles will go every once and a while to check up on her, he'll bring Peso along too. The Vegimals and Inkling will visit at the same time every year or so depending

- Calls every single day between the Octopod and Octoray, same for game nights

- Some Vegimals will likely go with her

- The crew she hires before the kids comes and goes a lot, only like, 2 or 3 would stay until the end. Dashi is also VERRRRY selective about who they pick to be on her crew. I can see Pearl as one of the ones to come on and stay until retirement

- They have a special photo album that she keeps to herself. It's full of very special memories from the Octopod and Octoray, new and old team. It has their best and favorite memories

- In her eventually retirement, she'd hand the Octoray off to Koshi. Something is telling me Periwinkle would be her 2nd in command. Orson and Ursa would likely get sent to their own Octo-something. Pinto, I have no clue, that kid would be back and forth, freelancing and working on both ships T-T

- Still takes so many pictures, even more than when on the Octopod. They're now in control of where the ship goes, she can find all of the best spots to take pictures and help sea creatures

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Heeheehoohoo, some light feels and sad depending on what mental state you're in >:)

Sonic Miku >:)

sonic miku. reblog her immediately.