Incorrect Octonauts Quotes But Chaos

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)

BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!

I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^

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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!

Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?

Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?

Peso: Oh, uh, sure!

*bells ring*

Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!

Kwazii: See ya Peso!

*Peso walks away*

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: YAAA-

Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!

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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*

Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*

Kwazii: So...

Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...

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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?

Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!

Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second

Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?

Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?

Kwazii: Umm......

Tweak: Ha, gay

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Peso: Um... Kwazii??

Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?

Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?

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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?

Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-

Barnacles: Ah... OK then....

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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?

Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-

Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)

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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?

Peso: Sure-

Peso: Why is it asked for my number?

Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-

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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.

Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?

Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project

Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-

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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?

Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them

Peso: Aww...

Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*

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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?

Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*

Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?

Peso, still confused and shocked: What???

Shellington: Ah, nevermind...

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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?

Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?

Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?

Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*

Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!

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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;

I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-

I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon

Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead

Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc

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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*

Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*

Barnacles: E

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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?

Barnacles: Well-

Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime

Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*

Kwazii: THIS STRONG!

Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!

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Dashi: Smile!

Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*

Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*

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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*

Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*

Shellington: :0

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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend

Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend

Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend

Dashi: What are they doing?

Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do

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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*

Kwazii: *joins*

Shellington: *joins*

Tweak: *joins*

Barnacles: *joins*

Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???

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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*

Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-

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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*

Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food

Tweak: Thanks

Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*

Dashi:

Tweak:

Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-

Tweak: I knew that

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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out

I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it

Requests are still open :)

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________

Ok, so I don't remember which episode this is from, but there was one where Shellington was seen doing math or something

^ this

So like the lowkey dumbass I am, I decided to check the math

I-

Buddy-

[I feel like the creators/writers/animators just keyboard smashed and hoped no one would try to test it-]

(I got major deja vu writing this-)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Halloween Addition!!

Happy Halloween, be sure to stay safe ^^

[Headcanons coming later!]

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Barnacles: Tonight we're holding a Halloween party in the Octopod!

Tweak, holding several bags of cobweb: my time has come

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Kwazii: I've walked two blocks and no one has given out any candy! Can you believe this?

Shellington: Kwazii it's 10am

Kwazii: and???

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Kwazii, flailing: SPIDER!!!

*crashes into chairs and on to the floor*

Tweak: That's a spider ring-

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Barnacles: I need help-

Dashi: Finally, I've made a list of good therapist to visit-

Barnacles:

Barnacles: ...with my makeup...

Dashi: oh-

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Professor Inkling: Shellington, I need help making a costume

Shellington: *throws sheet at Professor Inkling*

Professor Inkling: Ah, perfect!

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Tweak, playing a horror game: This isn't even scary! Shouldn't there be an enemy walking around?

Dashi, who recommend the game: Have you been to the basement yet?

Tweak:

Tweak: fuck

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Peso: OK, does anyone have any allergies? I want to make sure we have safe candy for tonight

Shellington: Sea Urchins, but I doubt they'd make candy with that

Kwazii: Peanuts

Tweak: People

Peso: Kwazii, Shellington, we have that covered, Tweak...

Peso: I fear you

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Peso: oh shIT-

*drops bandage rolls*

Peso:

Peso: well this is my costume now-

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Happy Halloween!!!

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

People must know-

Something more people ought to know is that a pearl is most commonly an oyster’s response to a parasite, like a tunneling tapeworm larva. It’s almost never a grain of sand. They live in the sea, they don’t care about sand!