Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
barty is so "a pearl" by mitski coded.
he's sorry that he doesn't can't join the non-dark side (i'm not willing to call it the good side let's bfr it was sometimes darker than the "dark" side).
it's not that he hates the people that he's supposedly hates. it's just that he can't unlearn the things that he's been told is his future as a slytherin. he hates the fact that he's a part of the people who's "stuck in the past" and "can't undo past mistakes" but at the same time, he hates those who changed.
he hates that pandora decided to join the non-dark side and although she doesn't say it out loud, he knows that that side thinks that people like him are cowards. leave it to the gryffindors to point out when people are picking the safe option.
he hated regulus for sacrificing himself. how could he be so selfish as to leave him and evan alone? he just had to be brave at the last moment. out of all the things he could've given away, it was his life.
in azkaban, he thinks and thinks and thinks about those two sides and how they weren't all that different. how both he and sirius ended up at the same place for the same reason. they dared to hope.
the moment his father had said that evan was dead, all the hope and that small glimmer of light in him vanished. just. gone. and to think that he's got the better situation compared to sirius. atleast his friends don't hate his guts.
every night that's where he goes. back to the times where his arm doesn't feel like a 10 ton weight.
Lily is obsessed with Halloween, the costumes, the decorations, the whole thing. She picks costumes for everyone and she gets upset when they don’t dress as the thing she assigned them, extra points if she hasn’t even told what they should be.
In her head, Pandora should dress up as Caitlyn, Dorcas should be Mel, Evan should be Viktor and Evan should be Jayce. Regulus should be Slico.
Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar
James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..
“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”
Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk
— The Marauders
James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)
Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)
Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)
Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)
— The Valkyries
Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)
Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)
Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)
— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad
Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)
Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)
Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)
Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)
Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)
“He’d look fine doing it-““he’d be so hot wearing-“ NO! LET HIM BE UGLY. I DONT WANT HIM HOT AND BASIC. I WANNA SEE HIM UGLY!! BUT CONFIDENT AND I WANNA BE CONFUSED ON WHY I LIKE HIM!!!
Regulus Black:
- He is terrified of hot concrete, once Sirius told him his shoes would melt and it would melt his feet as well and he didn’t believe him and still went walking on in, and the bottoms of his shoes did, infact, melt and he was terrified his feet would melt, still won’t walk on it.
Pandora Rosier/Lovegood:
- When she was 8 she snuck out of her bedroom, when she was supposed to be sleeping, and went outside to try and get a pet snail, didn’t find one, but found a bird instead and, somehow, managed to get it and she brought it back it side and slept with it still in her hands, and out of fear the bird had a heart attack, and she made everyone be there for the funeral and is still afraid of people being near or too close to birds.
Evan Rosier:
- Was out on a walk with a babysitter and Pandora went they were 6 and decided he wanted to try climb the tree with Pandora, but Pandora said he was too little (because she was bigger then him as a baby) but he ignored her and got the babysitter to help him. Then Pandora said that he will fall into the hole in the tree (the squirrel home) and he’ll get stuck in there, and scare the squirrels. The babysitter laughed and brought them back inside and now he will never climb a tree with a squirrel home in it, even though he won’t fit in the holes.
Barty crouch Jr:
- A rude maid once told him he couldn’t have honey in his tea while he was sick, because she was too lazy to go get it but she lied and told him, honey doesn’t go off and it will stay inside of him forever and if it mixes with the acid in his stomach he’ll explode. Then he asked his father if honey goes off and he said “no, of course it doesn’t.”, so now he hates honey.
Literally all and any character from the Marauders era after they loss another person.
I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier
She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years
“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be
James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.
Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.
Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.
Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.
Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.
Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.
Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.
Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.
Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.
Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.
Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.
Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.
(this are all headcanons!!)
| Marauders
James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.
Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.
Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.
| Valkyries
Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.
Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.
Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.
| Skittles squad / emeralds
Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.
Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.
Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.
Regulus: aww.. :(
Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?
Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch
Barty & James: oh!-
James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’
Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’
Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’
Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’
Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’
Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’
Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’
Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’
Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’
Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’
Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’
Remus: I hope you find peace for yourself. Ruining our lives isn’t going to fill the void.
Peter: …
The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”
Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook