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ANYONE WANNA SNZ RP WITH MEH

hanzawa sneeze headcannons

soooo sorry this was late! I was unexpectedly hospitalized 😅

How do they sneeze?

Honestly I feel like he would have like a medium type sneeze, like a normal one. Nothing to special

How many times do they sneeze?

He is definitely a rapid fire sneezer, like his normal is in rapid 4s. But when he’s sick then all hell breaks loose and there is no stopping those rapid fire sneezes until he stifles.

Do they stifle

Yes and no? When he sneezes right? They end at the fourth one, but every so often he’ll get that uncontrollable rapid fire sneezing fit that he can only stop with a sneeze

How do they feel abt sneezing

he thinks it’s completely normal

do they say bless you

Hmmmmm… he’ll smile with a chuckle and say “something in your nose dear?”

that’s all I got, I’m sorry it’s not very long but I hope it will suffice

Hirano sneeze Headcannons

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD DEAD- ok I’ll stop… Hiiii, sooooo here’s the thing you asked for!!! Hope you like it! Please like it

How do they sneeze:

I personally like to think he stifles his sneezes because he thinks it’s polite, but mostly because his regular sneezes are loud. And the stifle is silent, but not fully silent like he kinda makes ‘uh’ noise after y’know? I think his stifle sneezes kinda sound like: “Hh— hHGkt— uh!”And his regular sneeze sounds like: “A’DSHU’H” like dude doesn’t even give you a warning no hitching or anything it’s just so sudden and out there, sometimes he doesn’t even know the sneeze is coming!

How many times do they sneeze:

I think he’s more of like, a one and done type of dude. But on rare occasions he sneezes like 2-3 times, but that’s only when he has a cold or his allergies are acting up.

Do they have allergies:

OH BOY, allergy is a field day i kid you not, this child will sneeze every five seconds! (I like to think he’s a, he’s i my nose isn’t sensitive till it’s not, kinda guy) I swear one time he gave poor Miyano a heart attack because he sneezed so loudly. I’d like to think he is hitchy when his allergies are acting up, like he is REALLY hitchy the type of hitchy that makes you think some on is crying. I’d like to also think that since his regular sneezes have no build up whatsoever! His allergies sneezes do! Like, it’s scary how long it takes them to build up! One time he was with miyano and they pollen count was so bad that day and they were just standing there at the school entrance for 2 minutes! All because Hirano had to sneeze, and all for him to lose the sneeze. I think he’s allergic to spices, and dogs! I have a headcannon that his roommate (i forgot his name) has a dog that stays with his parents and when he gets home, Hirano is a mess

Do they stifle:

All the time! It’s funny because i feel like he’s the type of person that tells people to not stifle, but he does.

How do they feel about caretaking:

he will never admit but he only and i mean ONLY accepts care taking from his roommate. But his sick sneezes are loud as SH*T (excuse my French)

How do they feel about sneezing:

he thinks it’s unnecessary and can’t accept nor come to the fact it’s a human function, he’s a germaphob.

Do they bless people?

yes he does. But one ‘bless you’ is all you’re getting, don’t expect another one if you sneeze more then once (he only does that for his roommate)

ANYWAYS THATS ALL THE HEADCANNONS I HAVE I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, (i also need a fan name to call you guys, please give me suggestions)

Anime snz wav makers! please reblog this post so i have more people to follow 😭😭😭🥲

Alr so when i said i wasn’t gonna upload, i lied 😅 so basically this a snez kink blog, for weirdos such as myself, i can’t make wavs for the death of me… BUT i will make story’s and headcannons (if i find the courage to figure out what to post first) ummm… I’m very innocent, like seriously it kinda surprises me that i know what a kink is, (my parents were really overprotective and didn’t tell about the deed until i was 19) sooo… if you’re gonna be talking about the deed with sneeze in it I’m gonna be asking questions on what the hell your talking about most of the time. (But don’t worry i know about most noughty toys, things, and phrases, thanks to the internet…. I’m traumatized)

What i WILL write

Kpop stuff

sneeze stuff (obvi)

anime stuff

fluff

angst

allergies

what i will NOT write

emote (i have serious emote)

smut (for anime or Kpop, many of them have stated it makes the uncomfortable and i think we should respect that)

character death

mess (Not really my thing)

Deadly illness

anime’s i know

AOT (Attack On Titan

HXH (Hunter X Hunter)

JJK (Jujitsu Kaisen)

Kakegurui

Link Click

SXF (Spy X Family)

MHA (My Hero Academia)

Sasaki To Miyano

HKTB (Hanako-Kun Toilet Bound)

Obey me!

The Yakuza’s Guide To Babysitting

CSM (Chainsaw Man)

Tokyo Revengers

Black Clover

BSD

Buddy Daddies

Demon Slayer

Paradox live

Sk8 The Infinity

Death Note

Zom 100

(don’t question how i know and watch all of these anime’s, I’m a weirdo weeb who has to much time on her hands 😭)

Kpop groups i know

SKZ (Stray Kids)

BlACKPINK

Ateez

TXT (Tomorrow X Together

BTS

Enphypen

Itzy

(G)-idle

NCT

aspea and a bunch more i will put later

ofc please no minors, it’s nothing personal i promise it’s just that when your parents are ready they will tell you all about this type of stuff.

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!!