Hirano Sneeze Headcannons
Hirano sneeze Headcannons
IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD DEAD- ok I’ll stop… Hiiii, sooooo here’s the thing you asked for!!! Hope you like it! Please like it
How do they sneeze:
I personally like to think he stifles his sneezes because he thinks it’s polite, but mostly because his regular sneezes are loud. And the stifle is silent, but not fully silent like he kinda makes ‘uh’ noise after y’know? I think his stifle sneezes kinda sound like: “Hh— hHGkt— uh!”And his regular sneeze sounds like: “A’DSHU’H” like dude doesn’t even give you a warning no hitching or anything it’s just so sudden and out there, sometimes he doesn’t even know the sneeze is coming!
How many times do they sneeze:
I think he’s more of like, a one and done type of dude. But on rare occasions he sneezes like 2-3 times, but that’s only when he has a cold or his allergies are acting up.
Do they have allergies:
OH BOY, allergy is a field day i kid you not, this child will sneeze every five seconds! (I like to think he’s a, he’s i my nose isn’t sensitive till it’s not, kinda guy) I swear one time he gave poor Miyano a heart attack because he sneezed so loudly. I’d like to think he is hitchy when his allergies are acting up, like he is REALLY hitchy the type of hitchy that makes you think some on is crying. I’d like to also think that since his regular sneezes have no build up whatsoever! His allergies sneezes do! Like, it’s scary how long it takes them to build up! One time he was with miyano and they pollen count was so bad that day and they were just standing there at the school entrance for 2 minutes! All because Hirano had to sneeze, and all for him to lose the sneeze. I think he’s allergic to spices, and dogs! I have a headcannon that his roommate (i forgot his name) has a dog that stays with his parents and when he gets home, Hirano is a mess
Do they stifle:
All the time! It’s funny because i feel like he’s the type of person that tells people to not stifle, but he does.
How do they feel about caretaking:
he will never admit but he only and i mean ONLY accepts care taking from his roommate. But his sick sneezes are loud as SH*T (excuse my French)
How do they feel about sneezing:
he thinks it’s unnecessary and can’t accept nor come to the fact it’s a human function, he’s a germaphob.
Do they bless people?
yes he does. But one ‘bless you’ is all you’re getting, don’t expect another one if you sneeze more then once (he only does that for his roommate)
ANYWAYS THATS ALL THE HEADCANNONS I HAVE I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, (i also need a fan name to call you guys, please give me suggestions)
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soooo sorry this was late! I was unexpectedly hospitalized 😅
How do they sneeze?
Honestly I feel like he would have like a medium type sneeze, like a normal one. Nothing to special
How many times do they sneeze?
He is definitely a rapid fire sneezer, like his normal is in rapid 4s. But when he’s sick then all hell breaks loose and there is no stopping those rapid fire sneezes until he stifles.
Do they stifle
Yes and no? When he sneezes right? They end at the fourth one, but every so often he’ll get that uncontrollable rapid fire sneezing fit that he can only stop with a sneeze
How do they feel abt sneezing
he thinks it’s completely normal
do they say bless you
Hmmmmm… he’ll smile with a chuckle and say “something in your nose dear?”
that’s all I got, I’m sorry it’s not very long but I hope it will suffice
HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOOOOO!!!
first off, your life seems rough as hell, im sorry this is all happening to you i hope your surgery goes well 🙏🏽
secondly I APOLIGIZE PROFUSELY BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IM STILL OBSESSED WITH THAT ONE BL SASAKI TO MIYANOOO 😔soooooooooo i was hoping this time around, you could do one for hanzawa THAT SADIST NEEDS TO BE TORTURED YK RIGHT???? i never thought of him in that way and only thought of him as a regular character (but he is one of my favorites i have three, hirano, hanzawa and sasaki) buuuuuut recently i bought the hirakagi volumes and I ADORED IT AHHHHHH THEY WERE SO CUTEEEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅thereforeeeee i would like to see headcannons of him work that beautiful mind of yours and it'll be greater than any dad returning home with milk istgggggg😜 IM SO AFRAID I JUST MIGHT GO DOWN THE LIST BUT IM REAL SORRY OKAYYYYY IM JUST HYPERFIXATING HARD CORE BUT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IM WISHING YOU A FAST RECOVERYY 😘
tysm!!!! im going into surgery soon however so as soon as im finished and as soon as i get home i'll work on it!
GUYS THE SASAKI FIC IS COMING I PROMISE!!!! (You know the drill at this point, I’m so! Sorry it’s taking me this long!)
guys feeling so much better thank you for being so patient the request I got about the hcs will be out in 4 days Tysm for waiting
Alr so when i said i wasn’t gonna upload, i lied 😅 so basically this a snez kink blog, for weirdos such as myself, i can’t make wavs for the death of me… BUT i will make story’s and headcannons (if i find the courage to figure out what to post first) ummm… I’m very innocent, like seriously it kinda surprises me that i know what a kink is, (my parents were really overprotective and didn’t tell about the deed until i was 19) sooo… if you’re gonna be talking about the deed with sneeze in it I’m gonna be asking questions on what the hell your talking about most of the time. (But don’t worry i know about most noughty toys, things, and phrases, thanks to the internet…. I’m traumatized)
What i WILL write
Kpop stuff
sneeze stuff (obvi)
anime stuff
fluff
angst
allergies
what i will NOT write
emote (i have serious emote)
smut (for anime or Kpop, many of them have stated it makes the uncomfortable and i think we should respect that)
character death
mess (Not really my thing)
Deadly illness
anime’s i know
AOT (Attack On Titan
HXH (Hunter X Hunter)
JJK (Jujitsu Kaisen)
Kakegurui
Link Click
SXF (Spy X Family)
MHA (My Hero Academia)
Sasaki To Miyano
HKTB (Hanako-Kun Toilet Bound)
Obey me!
The Yakuza’s Guide To Babysitting
CSM (Chainsaw Man)
Tokyo Revengers
Black Clover
BSD
Buddy Daddies
Demon Slayer
Paradox live
Sk8 The Infinity
Death Note
Zom 100
(don’t question how i know and watch all of these anime’s, I’m a weirdo weeb who has to much time on her hands 😭)
Kpop groups i know
SKZ (Stray Kids)
BlACKPINK
Ateez
TXT (Tomorrow X Together
BTS
Enphypen
Itzy
(G)-idle
NCT
aspea and a bunch more i will put later
ofc please no minors, it’s nothing personal i promise it’s just that when your parents are ready they will tell you all about this type of stuff.
WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!!
I live… WORKING ON SOME MORE SNEZCANNONS RN!! WHO NEEDS REST AND RECOVERY WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN TO FEED!!! HAHA
does anyone know where to found some cute/good, Angel dust snezfics? Or wavs, I’ve been desperate. Makes me want to write my own *wink* *wink* *hint* *hint* but seriously… anyone know where to find em’? I wanna see my horny husband!
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She/her, mid 20s, i will not be posting on here, cute/weirdcore, ADHD, my favorite food types are spicy and sweet, i love sour sweet and spicy stuff, i also like scary/horro stuff
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