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"Are we ready to go?" Shin shouts as the kids gather up into the car.
It was summer vacation so they were visiting Universal Studios. Sara sat in the passenger seat, Joe in the back with Kanna, and Gin in the middle. Kugie was staying back at home, she couldn't miss her threapy appointment. Since she was staying home, she could take care of the pets.
"Do we have everything?" He asked Sara.
She nodded.
"Let's hit the road-"
"I need to pee!" Gin shouts and hops out of the car.
He comes back after a few minutes.
"Now let's go-"
"I need to go to!" Kanna says and quickly gets out.
"I swear to-"
"Brb!" Joe shouted as he rushed out of the car.
He came back after five minutes.
"Let me guess, you need to go to, Miss Sara?"
"Yes actually!" She said as she hopped out.
She came back and buckled up.
"Shit I need to go now-" Shin runs to the bathroom, and ran back to the car when he was finished.
"LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!" He yelled and stepped on it.
Halfway through the trip, the kids began to scream for McDonald's.
Well a child and teen.
"McDonald's! McDonald's!" Gin and Joe were yelling.
"Alright, alright!" Shin gave up and turned into the drive through.
"I want a happy meal, with nuggets, apple slices, and chocolate milk!" Gin told him.
"I want a big mac and sprite!" Joe shouted.
"Fries and a cheese burger, please, and thank you." Sara sighed.
Shin already knew Kannas order because he took her here when he couldn't afford to make dinner at home.
"How may I take your order?" The speaker asked.
"One black coffee."
"Will that be all?"
"Yes."
Everybody was in shock from the cruelty of Shin Tsukimi.
He pulled up to the window, paid, took a sip of it and left.
"Night; night." Joe grinned, and knocked Shin out with Gins cat pillow.
Sara took control of the wheel, "What the hell-"
They drove back to the McDonald's and ordered their food with Keiji's credit card; which Joe "borrowed" and when Shin finally woke up, Sara was driving and happily eating her big Mac.
DAY TWENTY-ONE Emmet appreciation month (June 2024)
[road trip]
The actions in this picture are carried out by professionals. Do not attempt at home.
Road trip aesthetics when you're underage
* Stopping at the gas station and buying incredibly overpriced granola bars because you're a stupid lazy fuck who left all the snacks at home
* Struggling with the seat belt
* Having no data in the middle of the woods
* Fighting with your father for the right to pick the music (and losing eventually)
* Numb ass
* Trying to concentrate on reading but failing
* Begging your father to stop in the meadow so you could run through the grass but not getting permission to do it
* Akward silence for 3+ hours
* Dehydration though you brought water
The chaos really happens when night falls and they need to sleep.
Damian, standing on the only twin bed in the room: I will get the bed.
Jason: Like Hell! You're small enough to be sleeping in the fucking sink. I will be getting the bed.
Dick: I think two people can have the bed.
Damian and Jason: NO!
*Tim, too tired for this, kicks off his shoes and gets comfortable on the small kitchen counter using the paper towel roll as a pillow. He is asleep within seconds*
Dick: well if you both won't share, then I'll take the bed.
Jason: That's not fair!
Damian: You can't do that!
Dick: I am the oldest, I get to do whatever I want!
The ensuing pillow fight was vicious and would have taken the bedside lamp as a casualty if Duke wasn't there to save it. Duke, like Tim, is tired and sees the bathroom tub for the option that it is. He uses the chaos to grab a pillow from the bed and lock the bathroom door. Duke took the bedside lamp with him.
With the Girls:
Barbra: I get the right side.
Cass: left.
Stephanie, debating if getting squished in the middle is worth still sleeping on the bed: I want a pillow.
Okay so i hate that the batkids are rich purely because they dont have those classic siblings experiences. So here is me putting them in those horrible situations.
*the batkids are in a hotel room with only one bathroom*
Jason: DICKHEAD get the fuck out or im gonna piss in your suitcase!
Dick, over the sound of water: I'm taking a SHOWER
Tim: AND? Hurry it up assman, I gotta brush my teeth!
Damian: I hope you all eat shit and die. I've been waiting longer than all of you.
Meanwhile, in the girls room:
Steph, barging into the bathroom: i gotta take my makeup off and brush my teeth. Deal with it.
Babs, in the bathtub: i dont even know why i try to lock the door at this point.
Cass, slipping in to use the sink: making instant mac n cheese. None for you guys.
Steph: bitch.
Cass: whore :)
Marauders era on a road trip (james, Sirius and Marlene stole a school bus to make sure everyone was on the same thing)
Sirius and Remus: Sitting at the back making out
James: “WHO WANTS TO PLAY I SPY WITH ME? No? OK HOW ABOUT TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE?”
Evan: Asleep
Barty: drawing on evan
Dorcas: In charge of the music, has an amazing playlist lined up
Peter: Giving directions (really badly, but it’s fine)
Marlene: pulling faces/holding up random signs at cars on the road
Pandora: sitting very aesthetically with the window down, the wind like, blowing her hair perfectly and drawing BEAUTIFUL things because she’s a queen
Regulus: Reading with his noise cancelling headphones on but every now and then he looks up and rolls his eyes at James (who obviously swoons)
Lily: playing hand games with Mary (apple on a stick, chopsticks, bang bang shoot etc.)
Mary: playing hand games with lily, as well as having a very heated debate with Peter over the directions
If the seven, Reyna and Nico went on a road trip, I bet they would all bring some type of snack, but we all know what Percy would bring.
Blue cookies, and blue Coke if he could get his hands on some.
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Be sure to flash a trucker today!
Because things are better with the right person. Thinking of her.
RV travel season is upon us. Where are you going this year?
