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"Are we ready to go?" Shin shouts as the kids gather up into the car.
It was summer vacation so they were visiting Universal Studios. Sara sat in the passenger seat, Joe in the back with Kanna, and Gin in the middle. Kugie was staying back at home, she couldn't miss her threapy appointment. Since she was staying home, she could take care of the pets.
"Do we have everything?" He asked Sara.
She nodded.
"Let's hit the road-"
"I need to pee!" Gin shouts and hops out of the car.
He comes back after a few minutes.
"Now let's go-"
"I need to go to!" Kanna says and quickly gets out.
"I swear to-"
"Brb!" Joe shouted as he rushed out of the car.
He came back after five minutes.
"Let me guess, you need to go to, Miss Sara?"
"Yes actually!" She said as she hopped out.
She came back and buckled up.
"Shit I need to go now-" Shin runs to the bathroom, and ran back to the car when he was finished.
"LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!" He yelled and stepped on it.
Halfway through the trip, the kids began to scream for McDonald's.
Well a child and teen.
"McDonald's! McDonald's!" Gin and Joe were yelling.
"Alright, alright!" Shin gave up and turned into the drive through.
"I want a happy meal, with nuggets, apple slices, and chocolate milk!" Gin told him.
"I want a big mac and sprite!" Joe shouted.
"Fries and a cheese burger, please, and thank you." Sara sighed.
Shin already knew Kannas order because he took her here when he couldn't afford to make dinner at home.
"How may I take your order?" The speaker asked.
"One black coffee."
"Will that be all?"
"Yes."
Everybody was in shock from the cruelty of Shin Tsukimi.
He pulled up to the window, paid, took a sip of it and left.
"Night; night." Joe grinned, and knocked Shin out with Gins cat pillow.
Sara took control of the wheel, "What the hell-"
They drove back to the McDonald's and ordered their food with Keiji's credit card; which Joe "borrowed" and when Shin finally woke up, Sara was driving and happily eating her big Mac.
RELATABLE ANIME MEMES THAT WILL MAKE REAL ANIME FANS LAUGH #183
You don’t understand how loud I (internally) screamed about this
today's keiji is: hey guys i think something's wrong with my copy of yttd
SPOILERS FOR YTTD 3-1B
I was on the part when Keiji show up. I started yelling and all and then Midori said rule violation. I thought why tho? and Midori said Keiji use Mishima’s collar. I was thinking of why not Shin collar... I mean he unlock his own collar. Keiji can just pick it up... and yeah I thought Keiji had both of Shin and Mishima’s collar when Midori said “you use it.”
Ah I finish the kanna / alice rote now.
my reaction : p a i n
QTAROOOOOOOO why ;-;
you’ll be miss BBQtaro
a year ago, I was part of a yttd zine and I can show you some of my work!!! even though it's old, I'm still proud of it
"Uhh... I didn't grope schoolgirls" ITS JUST A JOKE OK SDPSOKCSCP i love keiji sm
yttd voice headcannons ^@^
most headcannons have nothing to do with personality between the two characters. ESPECIALLY IN KAI’S CASE!! (im so sorry)
for sara, i really like the naturally calm inflection. she’s way too put together in almost every situation, but the scream really sold me on this voice. it has a truly anguished sound while also still fitting to an adolescent character. if i saw one more kaede akamatsu headcannon, i would flip. usually when i see voice claims, they’re all danganronpa voices, and i really just wanna leave comparing the two back in 2020.
joe, i don’t believe would say any of those things, but i really like the voice given because it truly does sound adolescent.
i’ve always imagined shin with more of a naturally monotone voice, rather than the bryce papenbrook nagito laugh i see most people use. i feel like its good for his snarky lines. i feel like people forget that he’s not some evil mastermind. he’s literally just some 20 year old.
kanna’s voice feels sweet mixed with timid, to me. i also really liked the ‘true love’ line for her. she fantasizes about romance often, so she was one of the few that i felt the lines spoken also lined up with her character.
reko reminds me a lot of ymir. they’d probably get along really well— or despise one another. that’s just how similar personalities go.
i also wanted to give nao a really youthful voice. i thought the voice cracks were fitting. (maybe im just projecting because i still had voice cracks at 19)
keiji and reiner are literally the same archetype to me, i dunno. jaded, traumatized, depressed, buff, blondes.
alice and kenpatchi have literally nothing in common, but ive always liked to imagine him with an extremely gravelly voice because it makes the fact that he has an effeminate scream funnier to me.
gin and tony tony chopper just have the same energy to me. i considered alphones elric as well, but i didn’t like the whole… empty armor echo…
ranmaru just seems generally awkward to me. he’s slightly younger than sara in cannon, so i gave him a voice that sounded younger.
ranger… i can’t explain why… but i just KNOW jerma would have the perfect voice for him if he ever played yttd. jerma has a knack for that.
miley feels self explanatory to me. just felt right 🤷♀️
midori, i’ve always felt has an uncanny vibe from the robotic experimentation done on his body. the dummies/dolls are all meant to replicate humanity, but midori seems like the kind of person that wants to STRAY from his humanity, so i feel he would intentionally make himself more and more like a machine.
the voice itself is kinda whatever, but i really like that robotic/uncanny effect to it.
okay, JUST HEAR ME OUT ON KAI. he’s NOTHING like shou tucker, but he had such an unsettling vibe in chapter one that i can’t think of any other voice for him. i feel like it would perfectly mesh with the general mysterious vibe of both the chapter he was featured in, and his characterization as a possible stalker at the time.
yttd dan hentschel posts?? idk… these are throwaways i mainly made to send to my boyfriend. anyways— release the chapter, nankidai, we’re losing it!!
hi again yttd fandom the brainrot is coming back
hi yttd fandom. y’all alive?
yttd ships as cursed couple images
keimishi:
genderswap this one and its qmai (her standing on his cheeks)
naoreko (featuring alice as the guy busting through the wall)
conflicted on this one. either saranzu or alishin:
reko x any man:
this is the majority of yttd summed up.
bonus:
original:
i need chapter 3-2 so bad. i miss yttd sm
based on my yttd partner pokemon post! :D
funny things my bf did while playing yttd for the first time
- unintentionally killed sara twice in the first trial with joe
- tried to use the empty gun in his inventory from russian roulette on everyone (mostly shin) in ch1 while saying, “they best know i’m packing”
- gave kurumada an angry scottish accent
- gave meister the voice of lord death from soul eater
- gave rio ranger the voice of … donald trump…?
- read all of keiji’s lines in chill’s burger king foot lettuce voice except for his flashbacks pre-murder, which he voiced normally. the minute he shot his idol, my bf switched back to the chill’s voice and said “yeah, keiji’s voice just did that after the incident.”
-decided kanna was a gangster
- gave sara’s inner dialogue a deep manly voice and then a stereotypically girly voice for her spoken lines.
- every time someone defended sara in chapter one trial, he deemed them his “loyal dickriders”
-hated shin the entire game and then chose him to live in 2-2 because “if my opp dies, i have to open opplications.”
- purposefully killed hayasaka in the banquet
- screamed “he’s trying to touch my little girl butt!” every time keiji said anything about sara being cute.
- ended up being happy about saving shin instead of kanna despite his hatred of him because he thought it was cool that shin got to see his abuser die.
- believes mew-chan is evil
- his entire “top five characters list” is just sara (aka “the goat”) 5 times.
yttd x @screenshotsofdespair
plus one random one at the end to even it out
made the first meme and then my bf said that it should be joe instead of shin. original:
y’all always say the english translation of yttd did keiji wrong… but i fear he’s never beating the p3do allegations either way. the 4koma comic about him is literally called “molestors not allowed” and kanna calls him “mr. bad touch”
the tags and comments about keiji are so funny too, because that’s the only other character he hates nearly as much as shin 😭😭
he was genuinely so disappointed when he realized keiji didn’t die in 3-2.