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Nagito Komaeda - Blog Posts
Bro almost broke up the sapphics so they broke his knees instead 💀💀
Unrequited
Hajime and the Reserves
Something silly :)
That one time he was sick
This is why you don't share your opinion on Twitter lol
You can really tell someone has lost it when they start losing fluids (crying, drooling and sweating)
It's his lucky day 🍀🍀
Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes
Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?
Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them
Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward Pause*
Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.
Nagito: …
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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?
Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.
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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?
Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?
Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.
Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.
Togami: …What?
Nagito: He’s got a point
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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?
Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Kokichi: What’s your name?
Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?
Togami: No!
Nagito: I’m… Togami.
Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…
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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?
Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?
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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?
Kokichi: ...yes?
Togami: That's probably it.
Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes
Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.
Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.
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Nagito: How petty can you get?
Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out
Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun
Nagito: surprise me
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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Sayaka: The final boss.
Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.
Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.
Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !
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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.
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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"
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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?
Togami: No.
Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!
Togami: Never speak to me in public again.
Nagito: Wait you like me?? For my.. Personality??
Hajime: I know, I was shocked too.
I’ll probably get blocked by some but I honestly love the ships Bakudeku, Ralvez, and Komahina. But Ralvez is probably my favorite.
Nagito: Yeah, Romance, sex, and hope are cool and all but have you ever had stable mental health for more then 48 hours??
Chiaki:..Are you okay Komaeda?
Nagito: Absolutely not, thanks.
Hajime: Do you ever think before you speak?
Nagito: Nope! I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.