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What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]

Bro almost broke up the sapphics so they broke his knees instead 💀💀

No way bro 2 of my fandoms I never thought would crossover just crossed over that’s crazy

Not sure how much crossover there is in the Magnus Archives, and One Piece fandoms but...

Robin would for sure be an avatar for The Eye right? Like, she actually manifests eyes in various places to spy on people and gather knowledge. Plus shes always studying ancient ruins and has a hunger to know the secrets the goverment wants locked away

As for the others,

Luffy would be a victim of The Lonely

(Gear 5 Luffy could be an avatar for the spiral if he wanted 🤷‍♀️)

Zoro would be an avatar for The Hunt

Nami could fall prey to The Desolation - specifically 'the destruction of potential', and it would be arlongs doing

Usopp ...victim to anything really. Going to say The End just to cover all bases

Sanji terrorized by The Web not feeling in control of his life, stuck in the designs of his birth family

Chopper The Corruption, making him fight a losing battle against disease

Franky and Brook i have no idea. An argument could be made for them as avatars of The Stranger?

Very curious to see different takes on this though!

IM FUCKING ENDING IT SKJHSDSJD MY FRIEND SAID "im making something for you" THEN SENT THIS SHIT.

All Might is Allowed to Teach and That’s Insane

It’s kind of bananas to me that All Might can teach at an elite and high profile school like Yuuei with like no real teaching qualifications? Like, sure he’s All Might, the Hero to end all heroes or whatever, but it’s literally canon that he knows absolutely nothing about how to teach and everyone just lets him?! Most times they don’t even have one of the actual teachers assisting him, the school just gives him free rein to literally throw kids at other kids and the worst he gets is a stern lecture from Recovery Girl. Like, how has no one tried to sue the school at this point, really? 

And it’s not even like we can say the other teachers are the same because they’re heroes. Present Mic teaches English, Ectoplasm teaches Mathematics, Cementoss teaches Modern Literature – all of which are core classes and therefore need to be taught by qualified teachers. They probs had to double major or something in college to be Pro Heroes and Teachers and All Might just…  walks into Yuuei one day and becomes a teacher?! Do know how salty I’d be if I was staff? 

Like Mic over here is just thinking to himself “lol that’s so cool All MIght’s a teacher now, and I had to read War and Peace in like two weeks and write an essay on morality based on the symbolism and other reaching themes of the book, while my roommate chugged Redbull and burped fireballs into our wastebasket, but go off All Might! you totally got this~!” 

(No wonder Aizawa always looks so done with All Might’s bullshit.)

Saying theeee ⚡💫KAMINARI DENKI💫⚡ is UGLY is BRAZY

AAAAAHHH WAIIITTTT

Happy 16 years of Castiel, to all who celebrate. 🥳🥳

Genuinely such a happy day. Castiel character of all time

But also season 4 is definitely one of the best seasons of the show, so happy season 4 day as well.

I almost forgot “Im the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”, one of my fave things from the show.

Adulthood is truly baffling, I just got the notification that someone I grew up with had a baby while I'm in bed making a list of my favourite Lord of the Rings quotes as I watch along

divorce happened

another collab with my friend @kotobulka-cg ❤️🩸