Danganronpa Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Kirigiri: *Hands Togami a note*

Togami: What is this?

Kirigiri: A request for you not to be a bitch today.

Togami: Request denied

Kokichi: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Kaito: Because it saves everyone’s time.

Kokichi: We have fun, right Shuichi?

Shuichi: I’ve never been more stressed out in my life.

Kaito: Is keebo talking to anyone? Because he won’t talk to me

Kokichi: Have you tried turning him on and off?

Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes

Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?

Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them

Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.

Nagito: …

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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?

Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.

Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.

Togami: …What?

Nagito: He’s got a point

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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?

Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kokichi: What’s your name?

Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?

Togami: No!

Nagito: I’m… Togami.

Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?

Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?

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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?

Kokichi: ...yes?

Togami: That's probably it.

Leon: Are you high?

Yasuhiro: What?

Leon: High?

Yasuhiro: Hey.

Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.

Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.

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Nagito: How petty can you get?

Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out

Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun

Nagito: surprise me

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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Sayaka: The final boss.

Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.

Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.

Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !

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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.

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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"

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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Togami: No.

Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!

Togami: Never speak to me in public again.

Nagito: Wait you like me?? For my.. Personality??

Hajime: I know, I was shocked too.

Yasuhiro: My head hurts..

Togami: That’s just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Nagito: Yeah, Romance, sex, and hope are cool and all but have you ever had stable mental health for more then 48 hours??

Chiaki:..Are you okay Komaeda?

Nagito: Absolutely not, thanks.

“Kokichi: I am not out of control!! I’m a law abiding citizen!”

“Shuichi: Really? Name one law.”

“Kokichi: Don’t.. kill people…?”

“Shuichi: That one’s on me, I’ve set the bar to low.”

“Kokichi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.”

“Angie: Only if you also don't ask why Atua gave me them.”

“Angie: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Please, Atua says take your pick!”

“Kokichi:..”

“Angie:..”

“Kokichi: This one is fine.”

Hajime: Do you ever think before you speak?

Nagito: Nope! I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.

“Togami: You see this? This is my ‘I don't care’ face.”

“Makoto: That’s your normal face.”

Yes Dr is back have fun with the characters may make an ask page for them... If I do will tag the page in a post

If you want an ask page let me know in the comments...

Anyway the post

[They are in a place where cussing is basically illegal lol]

Miu: I'm telling you, pooichi and --kichi are ---king

Kaito: uh... I don't know...

Maki: nah they definitely are...

Miu: SEE! I'm a ---king genius!

Tsumugi: it's more of your just very observant...

The two in question:

Kokichi: IS... THIS! Your card!

Shuichi: what the devil why the devil

Kokichi: neeheehee!! I can't tell you!!!

DRv3 incorrect quotes

Kokichi: do you ever think that if Monokuma made us food he would put our dead friends in our food?

Kaede: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!

Shuichi: I wouldn't put it past him...

Kaito: I can't believe I'm saying this but he probably would... Honestly...

Maki: I have to agree

Kokichi: I knew it

Danganronpa V3 incorrect quote dump

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Kaito, pointing at Kokichi: He dumped water on us! That’s a serious assault!!

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Shuichi: *thinking* She’s a nice person...

Miu: Even your ear holes are so tiny! Smexy!

Shuichi: *thinking* and a messed up one, too.

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Kokichi: Hm? I’m Kokichi Ouma, nosy big brother to everyone!!

Kokichi: My motto is “Friendly to all!” That’s me!

Kokichi: So why won’t you be more friendly to me, Saihara-chan~?

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Kokichi: What was that for? You wanna cut me in half or something?

Maki: ...

Maki: ...

Maki: Of course not.

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Kokichi: What am *I* doing? Well, all I am ever doing is “having fun”, nothing more.

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Tenko: A boy?

Tenko: I’ve never been friends with a boy before.

Tenko: But I’ll try my best.

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Shuichi: ...So that’s it! I only feel aroused around Kaito because he saved me!

Kaito: ...

Kaito: You said that out loud-