Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
We’re doing an evacuation drill. The entire school. It’s 46 degrees. We have to be here for like half an hour. I’m dying. 👏
Lmfao, just keep the littluns on LEASHES (keep one on Jack while you're at it)
that’s his vibe
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
I’m dying right now, my mom just barged into my room holding a decked out piece of pound cake and singing “whoop, there she is”
…I can’t breath