the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
My math teacher is apparently someone that people don’t like, which I don’t understand, because he’s a good teacher
He told us about a complaint he got: Which was that a student he had went to the math department and complained
‘Because he would talk to himself’
Someone went through the process of complaining, because he would ask himself the common questions when no one would ask them
He was being helpful and someone complained about it
—fucking hilarious, absolutely hilarious—
I fucking love you
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
happy Thursday the 20th
Art that I have no fuckin clue how it happened, it was meant to just be a stupid close up drawing and it turned into this…
…I’m very proud, even tho this isn’t how I normally draw
….this is the first non-shitpost I’ve made…
I’m happy, called an creepy fucking asshole a fucking cunt, it was great how he heard me as he walked away and saw my very well placed bird :]
I also artworked…soooooo
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box