happy Thursday the 20th
I’m such a forgetful dumbass
I wanted a cookie, but I had to eat lunch and I put Mac and cheese in the microwave and fucking forgot about it for an hour
…at least I didn’t burn it this time…
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Fuck yeah, my boys gonna fuck and then wife a boy.
New people in the group, Means horny bard time for the twink
Femboy gonna get fucked and wifed!
What in the ever loving fuck is going through my brain right now (this is a D&D thing)
This deserves a post. We are reading Othello in class and my friend, who cannot for the life of him can draw, drew this masterful piece of artwork and keeps insisting that Othello has a one sided love for Iago. I don’t know what the fuck to say to this…
Look at you sitting there hiding your device from view, looking at irrelevant things on the web, whilst I sit with my shit in plain sight of those in charge and navigate this hellsite
Y O U P A T H E T I C C H I L D
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
I’m dying right now, my mom just barged into my room holding a decked out piece of pound cake and singing “whoop, there she is”
…I can’t breath