I’m Dying Right Now, My Mom Just Barged Into My Room Holding A Decked Out Piece Of Pound Cake And Singing

Hello…

…Shitpost

I don’t know what I’m doing

Do you ever just rapid type in your email for something and accidentally put .con instead of .com?

Like no, this is not a con, it’s is my actual email address. I’m not trying to con google with my weird ass ending.

….but maybe i am..

little bastard, chonking around, laying your bastard ass on my shit.

I fucking love you

I’m such a forgetful dumbass

I wanted a cookie, but I had to eat lunch and I put Mac and cheese in the microwave and fucking forgot about it for an hour

…at least I didn’t burn it this time…

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

This deserves a post. We are reading Othello in class and my friend, who cannot for the life of him can draw, drew this masterful piece of artwork and keeps insisting that Othello has a one sided love for Iago. I don’t know what the fuck to say to this…

Inktober Day #2 - Discover

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

I found something within my bullshiting

Preetty fuckin cool doods

I don’t know what im doing again……

Idk why this is rated mature, it's just a video of this hellsite :/

High school pep rallies are really fucking weird…I mean a person dressed in a furry costume is doing tik tok dances with another girl, where some are actually sexual, like what the actual fuck…

~Why is high school so weird?~