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Nakahara Chuuya NSFW headcanons
Just a few NSFW headcanons about Nakahara Chuuya, because this man is just perfect
- He's not quiet at all. In fact, this man is the complete opposite of that. Swearing, dirty talk, loud moans, sometimes you think he wants your neighbors to listen (and yes, he does)
- Actually, when he's tired after work, he'll be quiet, but will become a mess of gasps and low moans, and you'll take charge
- Chuuya will deny it to death, but if you're on top and pet him (mainly in hair) he'll come faster
- Pull his hair and this man will be delirious
- He absolutely loves affection
- "Wild or loving sex?" Both. It dependeds on the moment
- Wild sex is usually about after he gets home from work stressed, and you're more than willing to help him vent that anger
- Soft sex is when he misses you, even though you guys saw each other 15 minutes ago (or when he's a bit tired)
- He definitely doesn't want threesomes. He won't share you with anyone, and he doesn't want to have sex with anyone other than you
- This man is ready to give you pleasure at any time
- That means he can give you a blowjob in public, but he takes precautions
- You better not return the blowjob in public. Chuuya is scandalous — he's a damn miniature pinscher: small and noisy, and you don't want everyone to notice what you're doing, do you?
-He doesn't care exactly where he comes. It can be in your mouth, in your face, in your thighs, in your hole, as long as you feel comfortable with
Im sorry but the fucking brainrot of chuuya nakahara will not stop so I need to share my fucking vision.
Chuuya Nakahara, who's joints lock up and who has severe chronic pain, who wears gold rimmed reading glasses with little gold chains to help hold them when he's outside the mafia (and thus not wearing contacts to hide his blue-brown eyes), Chuuya who has summer freckles that come out from the sun, who has a wheelchair, cane and service dog respectively just in case that he can never use while on duty, who has heart problems thanks to stress and a god in his body, who has a small clinic outside of Yokohama that knows him by name.
Chuuya Nakahara who, when he figured out that this was happening to him, had a full mental breakdown over being unable to fight properly, and thus not being useful, who then pulled away from Dazai, who never managed to push the right buttons to get him to spill what was happening, leading Dazai to leave the Mafia thinking Chuuya hated him.
Chuuya who then, thanks to this "confirmation" that he wasn't usefull anymore, even if Dazai didn't know, leading him to not open up about this to any other mafia member, with only Mori knowing, and keeping the details even from him.
Dazai who, when in the middle of a case for the ADA, suddenly sees Chuuya rolling down the sidewalk with his wheelchair, freckles and mismatched eyes on full display with his service dog beside him, having his world completely turned on its heal as he falls in love with the same man a second time while simultaneously putting down the pieces that led to his complete misunderstanding of what'd happened between the two years before.
Please tell me there are others who see my vision because this shit is fucking haunting me rn.
can't stand them
Ranpo: Chuuya ...
Chuuya : Oh no, 'Chuuya ' in b-flat.
Chuuya : You're disappointed.
Ranpo: Am I in trouble?
Chuuya : Take a guess.
Ranpo: No?
Chuuya : Take another guess.
Coming out the closest… I'm a Chuuran shipper… 😞
You're totally delusional for saying Chuuya is ugly and mid. Asagiri HIMSELF said that Chuuya is smart. He may not be the Smartest, especially if we compare him to Dazai or Ranpo, but he's still smart. Plus, we don't want Chuuya to be Dazai ? Chuuya is Chuuya, Dazai is Dazai. Final point.
Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼
He may not be the smartest, but he's still smart. Harukawa and Asagiri say it themselves. Keep crying bro 👍🏻
Cry abt it
Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼
He may not be the smartest, but he's still smart. Harukawa and Asagiri say it themselves. Keep crying bro 👍🏻
Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼
He may not be the smartest, but he's still smart. Harukawa and Asagiri say it themselves. Keep crying bro 👍🏻
if Rimbaud did successfully manage to use Chuuya as a puppet would Verlaine know or would he have to find out when he eventually comes to Yokohama for Chuuya
i could be overthinking this concept but i haven’t seen anything written about it
Today was my birthday, so my friend drew these for me 🥹
i dont wanna draw his clothes ngl
guys im so funny
more fem skk
yuri skk para una amiga
Honestly, I'm really sick of all the bsd "hot takes" that are about how torn up Chuuya was when Dazai left the Mafia.
Because no. Just no.
Chuuya wasn't "torn up". He might have been a bit pissed and he probably missed him a lot more than he'd like to admit. But it didn't tear him up, it didn't break him down, he didn't feel abandoned. He downed a bottle of Petrus, passed out, and woke up the next day and got back to work. Over the next four years he cried, he broke shit, and pursued dark haired one night stands, but ultimately he had a life he continued on with.
Now Dazai? Isolated and alone, grieving Oda, and in hiding from the organization he'd been with for nearly 4 years? Dazai, without missions and targets? He was taking it much harder. Not in emotional heartbreak, that's not quite Dazai, but he does think of Chuuya in his 2 years of isolation a lot more than Chuuya thinks of him in his own 4 years of Dazai being off the radar.
Happy Birthday Chuuya!
Happy Birthday Nakahara Chūya-sensei!
To celebrate Nakahara Chūya’s birthday here are his top three quotes from my blog:
Quote #3:
Searching for memories that aren’t there, this heart of mine Closes itself up, languishes like an old moldy box of trinkets And then there are these sunken cheeks, these cracked lips- Bitterness bred in cruelty comes rushing out in silence…
I’ve grown accustomed to it all, and have leaned to bear it But sometimes any degree of loneliness can bring you down And while I cannot know for sure, sometimes it seems as if These tears are no longer tears for having loved someone…
- Nakahara Chūya, “Poem of the Sheep” from Poems of the Goat
Quote #2:
Soiled Sorrow: today too snow falls on it; soiled sorrow: today too wind blows on it.
Soiled sorrow is like, say, a fox’s fur; soiled sorrow in its torpor dreams of death.
Soiled sorrow frightens me piteously; soiled sorrow can’t be remedied, and the sun sets…
- Nakahara Chūya, “Soiled Sorrow” from The Poems of Nakahara Chūya
Quote #1:
Now in this world full of sadness, Don’t let your heart harden. For the sake of whatever intimacy we could have, Don’t let your heart harden.
Hardened, the heart is oblivious to the world, And words fall silent on the soul. Nurturing serenity, man returns to that dreaminess Known at the beginning, and can make sense of it all.
- Nakahara Chūya, “Untitled” from Poems of the Goat
Mori: I think there is something between the two of you.
Chuuya: A knife?
Dazai: A gun?
Mori: Sexual tension.
Dazai: Thanks for the Valentine’s Day gift Chuuya!
Chuuya: I didn’t give you shit!
Dazai: What’s this then? *holds up knife*
Chuuya: I stabbed you! Why did you take it out!?
Dazai: Oh you Casanova you.
Chuuya: You’re delusional from blood loss or something!?
Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?
Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?
*Chuuya holding injured Dazai in his arms*
Dazai: How sweet. The princess was saved by a dwarf in a stupid hat.
Chuuya: *Drops Dazai into the harbor* Oh no I dropped the princess.
Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.
Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*
Dazai:
Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.
*Dead Apple*
Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.
Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!
Dazai: I’m sorry. Who are you again?
Verlaine: Your future brother-in-law
Chuuya: The fuck you are!