Czechia - 🤨 Displeased

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

no it's ok baby it's just the way you left a loaded barbell on the rack

to be loved is to be known

if there's at least one note at this post, I'll start writing a Symon Holl/OC (me) smooshin booties

I'll be the first to admit my OC is who I aspire to be lmao can't a girl dream

me: hmm, why did I make this OC in the first place? OC: well-- me: *senses a sudden creeping horror* WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT

AND ANOTHER THING

the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:

1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right

2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated

3. I hate you stfu go kys

and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee

this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple

imma go touch grass

having grown up money is so great because when your bestie has a car crash, you can just buy her a Sephora gift card. it's ok queen your vibes are safe with me

the x files {script to scene) + 1x01 pilot

eurovision turns me into a conspiracy theorist because I fully believe this shit was rigged to give Israel a win

bts of Suzerain posting, I am foaming at the mouth to make a Symon Holl finance bro aesthetic grid