Need To Start A Support Group With People Who Constantly Have Stomach Aches

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.