I Was Told This Site Was Full Of Shower Thoughts And Really Good Ideas For Movies, But I See Nothing

If only the USA was overrun with... The Sagaris is TVR's most recent production car to date. A new Griffith is in the works, but has yet to reach production yet. Despite being 20 years old, the Sagaris can still hold its own with much more modern performance cars. The 4.0 liter naturally aspirated straight-six, good for 8,000 RPM, 406 horsepower, and 349 lb-ft of torque catapults the RWD, 2,300 pound coupe to 60 miles per hour in just 3.8 seconds if you are slick enough with the 5-speed manual and even enough with the throttle unhampered by electronic nannies. If you keep your foot in it, you will reach 185 MPH. The Sagaris consists of a fiberglass exterior whose styling cues are largely taken from the T350C draped on a steel tube chassis, and retailed in 2005 for 49,995 English pounds.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Yew dere! I need yew f'r a zec'nd!

Zo, I been ztuck on diz f'r a bit. I wanna give my gimmick a lizp f'r [music], but I dunno whether it be [moozic] or [mewzic]. Whoe'er gitz 'ere firzt makez da winnin' vote, 'coz I don't t'ink 'nuff folkz are gon' zee diz ta 'ave a proper poll.

LOOP LOOP YEW FACKING DOUCHE DON'T YEW DROP IT NOW

This contest will be in two parts, part one will be Stan vs Miss Piggy and Morticia vs Loop, and the next and last part will be the two winners competing against each other for the title of the Ultimate 2025 Tumblr Sexyperson

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

You wonder why NASCAR doesn't introduce major downforce revisions to help prevent this sort of thing.

No but is his luck bad bc he has such wild wrecks, or good because he walks away?

COTA 2025 in a nutshell.

Stage 1: lost teh yellow flag :[ Stage 2: Honk mimimi honk mimimi Stage 3: Chrissake took SVG long enough

@baba-is-blog is dried?

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

'Ey, 'ey, let da dude ztay. Wot'z it done ta git on yer nervez?

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

SETTING ASIDE THE GIMMICK AND ALL

HOLY STEAMROLL

I hope that actually is a meme up there and not, idk, somebody venting about their stillborn baby.