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SETTING ASIDE THE GIMMICK AND ALL

HOLY STEAMROLL

2025 Cup Series @ Pheonix predictions

Christopher Bell doesn't make the 3rd win in a row, the first wreck happens within the first 20 laps, and somebody puts the rubber side up.

@baba-is-blog is dried?

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

Where tf are all these alternate Elvis blogs coming from Any minute now there's gonna be a british Elvis that says 'Blimey mama' or something of the like

Clumzy wizard. Pleaze 'elp, I dunno 'ow ta fix diz.

evilwizard

COTA 2025 in a nutshell.

Stage 1: lost teh yellow flag :[ Stage 2: Honk mimimi honk mimimi Stage 3: Chrissake took SVG long enough

Well, here comes COTA.

The Cup Series is pacing Circuit Of The Americas as I write this, and the big thing on my mind aside from the new Turns 6a and 6b is: How many rubbish debris cautions will fly? Make your guesses. Oh yeah, and now that I think about it, a Z4 Coupe as the pace car? What happened to domestic cars only? I mean, there was an uproar about the 1990 Daytona 500 being paced by a Dodge Stealth because it was built by Mitsubishi, and now here we are with a German car with a Japanese badge on it. Is it just built in the USA? Genuinely, I don't know.

The 2025 Daytona 500 was...something.

Dear Lord in Heaven above, Internet Explorer would have put the caution out sooner than NASCAR did on the white-flag crash. I get wanting to race back to the line, but you've got to announce that you're going to race back to the line first. I mean, Denny Hamlin might have won that if NASCAR had been real quick with the yellow, but nope. Give William Byron his back-to-back Daytona 500 wins. I won't even bother with Fox News putting Logano in the frame after the debris caution, because yes, he was debris.

I was told this site was full of shower thoughts and really good ideas for movies, but I see nothing of the sort. I was lied to, false advertisement, now to sue somebody. Picture unrelated, I just didn't wanna come up with a title.