Micheal Myers

Tw: Nsfw, anal fingering, male masturbation, Degradation, choking, dub-con, blood and slight possessiveness

The mansion was always quiet at night. The sound of floor boards creaking as everyone rushes off to bed. The wind flowing through the cheers creating a soft rattle. Jeff’s loud moans sounding through his room, well maybe that one isn’t the most calming but still. Everyone was out the house except for y/n and Jeff.

Y/n was new in the mansion they never showed much emotion and that pissed Jeff off. He was angry how you were able to stay so calm even when he would pick on you. At dinner he’d dump your plate of food and water on you. He’d just talk down on you like your nothing but dirt. You were declared enemies everyone in the mansion knew you guys didn’t like each other, well… That’s what they thought, you see Jeff was threatened by how he couldn’t get you in trouble.

The way you look down at him with those cold eyes and death stare. It results with Jeff aggravated as hell and his cock throbbing in his sweatpants. The way he runs his hands all along his body wishing they were your scarred hands. Or the way he overstimulates himself thinking of you degrading him and roughly stroking him with no mercy.

Which brings us to now. You were fed up with Jeff’s bullshit, you got home from a mission early everyone would be back in about a hour and a half for dinner. You went into the fridge to look for your leftovers but to your dismay they weren’t there. You sigh but run upstairs into your room and see your left over poured out on your sheets, but that’s not what pushed you over the edge. He had touched your homemade knifes and guns, they were smashed into pieces.

Your fists clench so hard blood is drawn. You start stomping down the hallway to his room getting angrier and angrier by the second. You got to his door and kicked it open. You looked around his room and saw him on his floor leaning against his bed stroking his cock. Your eyes went wide, it was one thing for him to be masturbating. ‘He may be pent up’ you told yourself. Though what caught your attention was him moaning out your name.

“Ah- fuck y/n please..-“ he moans out breathily as his hand starts to go faster on his cock. His head tilts back as moans pour out his mouth. You close the door locking it as your blood smears on it. You walk over to him being careful to not trigger any creaky boards. “You stupid fucking whore.” You say bluntly and his eyes open wide as he looks up to you with a look he’s never seen. Your.. your showing emotion…? You grab his arm making him stand up and you throw him to the ground. He falls back with a hard thud and he attempts to cover his cock while he’s at it.

You grab his hand (that was stroking him) roughly and you bring your other one up high and bringing down with immense force onto his hard cock. “oH~” he moans out as you slap his cock. You grab onto his throat choking him roughly as his hands shoot up trying to tear you off. “God, I see now. You picked on me to make yourself feel better didn’t you, you disgusting worthless slut.” You say angrily. “But I certainly didn’t expect this.” You say as your face contorts into a smile even more psycho than his permanent one. You throw him onto the bed and before he protests you lift his legs and sit in between them. You grab his cock stroking him roughly, he tries pushing you off but it doesn’t work.

He moans at your warm hands and cold glare this situation was so embarrassing. You then dig your thumb into the slit of his cock and his back arches. “F-fuck that hurts!” He whimpers out. You keep spitting on his cock going faster and faster. He starts fucking your fist faster giving into the pleasure and pain. After some more rough strokes his cock starts twitching in your hand and his back arches. “F-FUCK CuMMing~!” He moans out as cum lands on your hand. You look at his cock with your cold stare and you start rubbing faster again. He moans out loudly trying to push you off him. “SeNSITIVE!” He yells out trying to wiggle out your grasp. “Take it like a good slut.” You state bluntly leaning into his face, your hand stops it’s torture on his cock and he looks confused at your sudden show of mercy.

You press your lips up to his pushing your tongue in his mouth. His eyes go wide shocked at your act, he puts his hands on your cheeks as you pull him even closer. The kiss was rough and aggressive all the things Jeff loves. You moved down onto his neck sucking marks on it as he whimpers softly.

You pull back and look at the red marks on his neck, satisfied. You grab his hips and flip him over on all fours. “Wtf do you think yo-“ before he can even get something out his mouth your knuckle deep inside him. He lets out a silent scream as he puts his head in his pillow. You pull the finger pushing back in roughly as he starts moaning into the pillows. You then add a second finger crooking your finger to find his- “AGH~” he moans out loudly as his head shoots up.

“WTF WAS THAT?!” He asked confused. “Your prostate dumbass.” You say thrusting your fingers faster. You continue to hit his prostate as his mind clouds with more lust and the pain from the overstimulation. You add a third finger. “MPHMMMM~!” He moans into the pillow as cum shoots out below him. “Please, more. I wanna feel your hand wrapped around my cock, your hand in my ass. F-fuck JUST SOMETHING PLEASE!!!” He shouts out shaking from the overstimulation. Let’s be honest. Who were you to deny him, you were gonna do that anyway.

Aftercare:

After he cums for the ninth time he goes limp on his bed and you hear the mansion doors open. The gang must be home. Jeff’s shaking on the bed as the aftershocks hit him hard. You bend over kissing his stunning face as he goes still at your subtle kindness. And a blush spreads across his face around where his tears were.

You stand up and go into his bathroom getting a towel with water. You clean him off as he looks at you tiredly. You can tell he wants to say something but he’s to fucked out to. You lay next to him wrapping an arm around him and swing your leg over. Your finger goes onto his back as you repeatedly write ‘mine’ on his back. And he mutters ‘yours’ before he falls asleep.

OMG 8 MONTHS???

I think you’re entitled to financial compensation 😭

ONG 💀

IMMA FIGHT TUMBLR TO GET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM

Thank you 🛐🛐🛐

Based on a fucking meme I made. My “wife”

Cw: Femitization kink, groping, pills and suggestiveness but not smut.

You were laying in your bed trying to fight a headache you had all week. You open your eyes as you look at the blaring sun as you look over seeing Albert wasn’t there. 

You quirk an eyebrow as you get up with a sigh going to take more medication. As you go in the bathroom you hear cussing downstairs. You laugh as you hear Albert cussing like a sailor.

You take the medication walking downstairs. You smile as you look for him stopping your tracks when you see him. “Oh, y/n. Good to see you.” He says with a smirk on his face.

“Y-you look… Jesus Christ….” You say as a bit of drool falls out your mouth. “Like what you say sweetie?” You nod vigorously as he walks over to you with a fucking evil smirk. He grabs your hips pushing you towards him. 

“W-what’s the, the, special occasion?” You say as you look him up and down like an animal. “Well you’ve been in pain all week so I thought I should do this, you said something like this would make you feel better anyday.” He says as he kisses you.  

“Fuck baby.” You say groaning into the kiss. “My fucking malewife.” You say laughing as he looks at you confused. “Malewife?” He says as you laugh at his confusion with a hand on his hip. “It’s a slang term babe.”

“What does it mean?” “Kinda self explanatory don’t you think princess?” He blushes at the nickname. He shouldn’t be enjoying feminine titles should he? “You liked that huh.” You look down at the bulge through his dress and apron. 

“Turn the stove off baby girl. Your my food now hun.” You say with a smirk as he blushes wildly turning the stove as he sees what he’s in store for.

Billy Hargrove smut Blurb

“Gah fuck! Y/n s-slow done m’ sensitive~” Billy moans out as you fuck him against your locker. “Oh~ fuck fuck fuck!!” He moans out through grit teeth. 

You were at one of your soccer matches destroying everyone as usual when you see Billy flirting with the cheerleaders. 

Which is why your pounding Billy’s ass against your locker where anyone can see. “M’ sorry m’ sorry- n-no more~” poor things cum 6 times already there cum all over the floor and your locker

You laugh as you smack his ass laughing as he jolts from his dazed state. “Can you give me one more handsome? If your good we can stop.” You smile at his teary eyed face.

btw we don’t support Billy around here he’s just hot asf

Sobbing because of dysphoria

my parents:

(@brandnewhuman)

The main 3 (fnf) with a s/o who sings

Boyfriend

•he’s so fucking impressed 

•he’s looking at you with amazement when your done he’ll envelope you in a hug making incoherent noises of happiness

•sometimes he’ll have you both duet, he’ll take the lead than you’ll take the lead 

•he won’t admit it but love when you take the lead the most

•he’d adore rapping against you and if you lose he’ll motivate you to keep trying 

•if you win he’ll jump in your arms like a puppy happily

•he’d always come to your  performances and would appreciate if you’d do the same! 

•all in all he’d love having someone sharing his love with song

Girlfriend

•this sweet Angel demon would love it

•she’d always dj for you and even help you with your voice

•she’s very motivating always clapping at your performances and giving you thumbs up

•if you asked for help with one of the songs you were trying she’d do her best to help

•she would make a beat for you that fits your personality for you to sing to

•you can usually always hear her humming your songs when your with or without her

Pico

•he’d most definitely be angry on why you didn’t tell him sooner

•besides that he’s pretty interested

•if you had any shows he’d be on his guard ready to shoot anyone who has the nerve to give you a hard time 

•he’s honest if you make a song

•if the song wasn’t the best he won’t crush your spirit but he’ll make you aware 

•”listen y/n, I feel like it could be better.” Or “y/n I know you can do better than this babe.” 

•he tries to be nice about it but he’d rather be honest to you than lie about it

•if you hear him humming your songs you did not

•he will refuse to admit it

•”are you calling me fucking simp y/n?” “Maybe.” 

•he loves you dearly you being a singer just adds another layer to your amazing self

West End Girl

Mikaela Reid x GN! Reader

Summary: You’re friends decide to (safely) push you out your comfort zone. You help out a nice woman and even get her number! (listen to pet shop boys🤬)

You’re friends decided you needed to get out the house for once. You reluctantly agreed. You were walking your friends with the fall air attacking your cheeks. Cold but so enjoyable crunchy leaves beneath your feet and pumpkins all over.

“Sit my dear.” One of you’re friends smile patting your back. They come back to bring you a glass of hot chocolate. “Thanks.” You pat there back as you take a sip waiting. You were relaxing to yourself when you hear an angered voice. 

“Are you kidding me please I have to read my story!” You look over to see a beautiful woman with red curly hair with a witch outfit on. Your friends notice you staring as they look at you confused. “Pretty….” You mutter. 

“Please sir just let me in I have my ID and everything! You’re just being a bit cruel don’t you think.” The man obviously got mad at that as you began to walk towards her. “Oh fuck off you whore.” She automatically cowers down a bit, angry. 

“Excuse me? Can I ask why you’re harassing my girlfriend?” You ask as you pull her in gently not wanting to scare her. “She’s-“ you cut him off “

“there’s no excuse she has an ID, and has performed here before. It’s not her fault if your blind now if you’d excuse me I can get my best friend, who happens to be the owner to make sure you have a poster of your own.” 

The woman smiles softly at you. “Fine fuck.” The man walks away as she lets out a shaky breath. “Come in its cold out there.” You keep her in your arms bringing her inside. Your friends look over to see you with the red-head in your arms. 

They give you a smirk as you sit down with her next to you. “Hello there what’s your name?” One asks she speaks in a more confident tone “Mikaela Reid, pleasure.” She shakes all of their hands than looks at you.  “What’s your name?” You give her your name as she smiles brightly. 

“Thank you again.” She stand up dressing her dress as she gets called up. You guys get ready to watch her show excitedly. “Someone’s got a girlfriend.” You’re friends all smile.

You just roll your eyes. 

She begins to tell her stories as you all listen closely. She … she could tell stories good lord! When she was done everyone claps as you give her a standing ovation. 

Everyone begins to talk to her telling her about how great her stories are. She thanks them gratefully. You watch from the sidelines with a smile as she turns her head to you. She gives a bright grin as she waves goodbye to the other people. 

“Hey, I was wondering if you want my number? Not a lot of people can do what you did and I feel like maybe that’ll show you my appreciation.” You felt your face getting redder as she gets closer. 

“Yeah! It’s really not a big deal though Mikaela. You don’t owe me anything, any good person would’ve done it.” She laughs “I’m not even sure sometimes if there’s any good people left.” You smile “I’d love to take your number though, let me know if you ever need anything. I can promise I’ll be at your next show.” 

She looks at you with admiration as she begins to walk away. “Can I walk you to your car?” You speak softly. She nods as she starts to walk. You open her door for her as she gets in. “Thank you again.” She blows a kiss driving away. 

You walk back in to the open house as your friends watch the next person on stage. You sit with a happy smile. “Someone’s got a girlfriend!!!” Your friends laugh as you roll your eyes. “Oh come on they’ve always been obsessed with west end girls!” You laugh “Good song.” “Honestly.” You lean back paying no attention to them as you imagine Mikaela. You shake happily in your seat thinking about her next show. 

IM GLAD YOUR WRITING AGAIN YOU SEXY BEAST ❤️❤️❤️

Anyways König🙌

THE COD MALEWIFE

♡ random headcanons ♡

☆ starring ☆

♡ könig aka the most babygirl of them all ♡

Tw: mentions of anxiety, weight and mature language. Other than that pure fluff

A/N: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT HOW MUCH THIS MAN IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME. THIS FUCKING TALL ASS BITCH AND THE OTHER GIANT JACK SKELLIGNTON FUCKER ARE THE BAIN OF MY EXISTENCE. I needed to do write for him, you can blame it on tiktok and it's sinful content and @bloodlst for fueling my obsession

He knows a lot of cool fidgeting tricks with pencils or knives because he needs to keep his hands busy when he's nervous.

It's almost like a security blanket for him when he's around too many people, he carries something he can fidget with and uses it

I can't stress this enough but tall people have back pains and oh boy if könig is tall

He is always cranky in the morning because of it and because he loves to just sleep in the weirdest fucking positions ever

Which is funny cause otherwise his postures is always very straight and stiff, it just that when he sleeps he gets all weird

About that, he hates, absolutely despises, the beds they have during missions

THEY'RE TOO SMALL OKAY? AND TOO THIN AND HE CAN'T FUCKING REST WELL AT ALL

which makes me absolutely sure he downs coffee likes it's fucking water

His breakfast is basically a big ass mug of coffee first and then some herbal or fruity tea or maybe some juice

He loves sweets but has a weirdly good self control

He just likes the idea of savouring things rather than eating all at once bc they're so good

Besides I just know he has also a tendency to gain weight more easily than the others

He just tries to be as healthy and balanced with things as much possible bro

The only times he doesn't pays much attention to what he eats is around the holidays or when he gets to see his family

Which always ends up in him putting some weight but he doesn't cares that much, he always gets in shape before getting back to work

He loves to read, he carries a book everywhere he goes and ITS THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO CAN'T FUCKING HIDE THEIR REACTION TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE STORY

You can actively see this unit of a man closing the book and like getting up and walking away two steps just to turn around and keep reading

HE CAN'T HANDLE THE DRAMA OKAY? LEAVE HIM ALONE

He does not look his age at all. Either bc of how youthful he acts or bc he looks really young no one has ever guessed his age and it's something he find quite funny so he just let people try to figure it out on their own

People are often really mean with him and sometimes really harsh. He knows they're just playing around and they mess up with everyone like that but he gets genuinely hurt sometimes

No one notices cause he always takes it like a champ tho

I feel like ghost kind of gets annoyed at him. Not for the reason you may think

He's just looks always so serene and at peace, but most importantly happy and it's something ghost can't comprehend given what they do for a living

Key word is looks

König is not a sad person by default and he recovers pretty quickly for certain things but he always carries around a weight of guilt and self doubt that is unbearable sometimes

Much like ghost, this man is kind of scare of himself really

He always worries about ending up being some sort of psycho who has no regards towards human lives

He gets so carried away when he's on the mission and often does not realise how efficient and kind of brutal he can get

He is absolutely scared of ghost. Everytime he is in the same room with him he just gets so nervous he ends up embarrassing himself more than once

Look, I may be projecting onto him but I KNOW THIS MAN AND HE HAS HIS JAW FUCKED UP FROM CLENCHING IT TOO MUCH

like I have anxiety and my jaw is dislocated cause ever since I was a kid I was always clenching my jaw while sleeping or unconsciously while going about my day so I just know that someone like him has the same problem

He has definitely popped his jaw and hurted his ear more than once and has ADORABLE CROOKED TEETH CAUSE I DO AND I WANT HIM TOO OKAY?

he is really good at signing but everyone thinks he's not because the few times he has tried to sing in front of someone he fucked up from being too nervous

He knows how to play piano. As matter of fact he has one at home

Prefers wine over beer or cocktails but has a weird ass liking for strong liquors

And BTW he is annoyingly hard to get drunk, this man could get down shot after shot and still be as lucid as ever

Which soap found out by embarrassing himself. König ended up trying to take care for him the whole night cause he felt guilty

When he gets angry is not a pretty scene. He's always so jolly and easy going even if you're rude to him so is hard for him to get angry, but when he snaps this man is not playing around

Smells of fresh laundry and lemon perfume

He is still pretty mad about not being able to be a sniper. Specially because he's good at his job, he knows he is but no one believed in him and his abilities bc of his height and his anxiety

When he was younger everyone always used to talk over him because he had difficulty with speech due to his anxiety

He used to get so frustrated to the point of crying and since no one ever had the patience to listen to him he just used to write on notebooks all the things no one ever wanted to hear

He still does it and has like a lot of diaries filled with rants, thoughts, jokes ecc

When he was younger he used to listen to the FILTHIEST SONGS not knowing what they were about because he didn't understand English well

When he's nervous his accent slips a little bit

He writes letters to his loved ones and specially his s/o when his away from home and has the prettiest handwriting ever

Chapter 4: Brain Busters

Chris Redfield x male reader

Summary: As soon as you come back your best friends both fall out a window. Of fucking course. But you do have Chris and a new friend. 🙌

Chris calls everything in talking to them about Jill. You were in the corner with your head down thinking. He walks up to you putting a hand on your shoulder. “They didn’t find her body, she’s probably still alive.” You scoff “I’m gonna be honest with you Redfield, if Jill is alive so is Wesker. We both know that’s not good.” You we’re right like usual. 

He nods as you both hear helicopters and cars pull up. He waits for you when your finally slug yourself up walking with him to the car. 

A week? It’s been about a week. Your sitting at your old desk wandering down memory lane. When all of you were attached to the hip. When you first met Albert. He was cold but kind. You earned his trust and he did the same. You guys always competed against each other yet still held the same amount of value. No matter win or lose. You hear a knock on your door as you perk up fixing your tie. “Come in.” You say spinning in your chair. 

“I’ve got someone new sir.” You look to see woman in her mid 20s. “Hello there, I’m Sheva Alomar.” She shakes your hand with a curt smile as you give one back. “They got reports back on Wesker, we think we know where he is.” You quirk an eyebrow as Chris answers. 

“There’s this one place that’s been on the radar a lot lately. We think Wesker may be there.” You stand up grabbing your suit coat and bag of guns. “Well, come on hustle hustle!” You run pass them as they follow.

You look up to the dusty evening sky as Chris watches you closely. “Something on my face Chris?” You ask with a smile as he shakes his head no. Sheva looks back and forth with a slight smile. He was blank on what to say letting out ‘uhhs and mhmms’. Sheva smiles “So Mr.L/n I hear you quit than came back. What made you do that?”

“Well Jill contacted me telling me some stuff about Wesker and I had to come back. Plus I wanted to see how Chris over here matured.” Chris rolled his eyes with a smile. “Don’t roll your eyes at me Redfield.” You play around a bit teasing Chris. You all laugh. “What about you rookie?” You ask with a look of interest.

“For revenge, he killed people deep to me.” You nod with a sorrowful smile. You begin stretching as you all start getting closer to a lab. “I’m guessing this is it?” You ask as Chris nods. “Alright come on guns out and ready.” You guys ready up your guns, of course more zombies come your way. 

Guts and blood everywhere, part of the job you thought. “Careful we’ve got more coming up!” Chris shouts changing to another gun from your bag. You go beside Chris as you both begin shooting. Chris and Sheva put their guns down. You look behind you aiming the guns at Chris’s head shooting it as he ducks. “Sir?!” You laugh pointing behind you. 

“You’ve still got it captain.” You wink as you all look at the zombie with a gaping hole through its head. To be honest you all were having fun. Cracking jokes killing zombies it was nice. You’ve said this before and you’ll say it again. You’ve missed this. 

“Alright my Brain Busters. Any ideas were Dr. Wesker may be residing?” They laugh a bit at the nickname. Your head almost does a full 360 as you see something out the corner of your eyes. You pause for a moment as Chris looks at you with the same look:

“Guess I’m not crazy?” “Oh you are but I saw that to.” He says walking in-front of you. You all pull your guns back out rushing to where you saw the color of white. You look over to see a woman dressed in white. You grab Chris’s shoulder shushing him as you point.

She had black hair and a white dress on. “Excella.” You state with a eye roll. “Weskers assistant. She would always flirt with me and Wesker.” Sheva nods as you guys watch where she’s going. “Stay quiet. Chances are she’ll lead us to Wesker come on.” 

Chris and Sheva look at each other with a nod as they follow you quietly. You all get led into a lab with documents and syringes. She picks one up taking it with her. You see she took a black syringe. You watch  Chris and Sheva look at all the Documents intently. 

“Interesting.” You mumble seeing another syringe with a white substance. You look around and shove it into your pocket quickly. Chris and Sheva were taking picture of a bunch of documents. “Corrupt fucking people I’ll tell you that much.” Chris grumbles. “Alright come on guys. Let’s do this.” They nod dropping the files and replacing them with there guns.

“Shall we?”

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