My Family Is No Longer Allowed To Play Wii Bowling.

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

Who's gonna tell him?

is this orange or yellow.

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

It really was

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

Y’all realize there are homosexual penguins too right? They’re actually essential to the survival of the species

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

But is the horse in a hospital?

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

When Michael Phelps gets turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey