Who's Gonna Tell Him?

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Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

Quick, reblog this post with the best and/or worst pick up lines you know

I started playing this, then got distracted and stopped. I later got in my car and this started playing instead of my music and it was glorious

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

I think if women keep saying "fuck all men" then men should be allowed to say "women ain't shit" because equality

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

The fecking slow burn that is Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

as much as i love the trope of a character falling fast and hard for someone, i also love the subtle descent where they don’t really think about it; where that person is just kind of there until one day they realize that person is so ingrained in their lives and they cannot do without them. where there is no conscious effort on either ends to become romantically involved but somehow the thought of them being with someone else is disconcerting. where “i enjoy being with you” unwittingly turns into “i want to be with you”

Bsh I have to drive to my dads house once a month and it’s 4 hours!

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip