Reblog If Ur A Cryptid Gen Z-millennial Like Me (born Between 1994-2003)

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Saving this for when I learn more about Celtic mythology

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

Commenter #2 missed an oppuntunity

too much water on this planet.

I am riveted by the implication taste is determined by SHAPE (of a molecule), is that really how that works?? What is the shape of bitter? A decahedron? What about the other tastes??? Sweet has to be like, a hexagon, right?

Y’all are high

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

remember kids, never shame others for the size of their cocks

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

People suck, alright. It's true, and the world sucks because of people and history. I hate the society we live in so often. But I worked at a summer camp where one kid knew I was always tired so he'd make other kids back off when they were being too much, I had a coworker who made me smile because of how he laughed at my jokes, I had a stranger compliment my glasses and tell me that it matched the energy I gave off from our short interaction, a guy at dutch bros gave me a free drink just because I had a conversation with him and was only there to get a drink for my friend. Life isn't so bad, people are not so bad. We all want to live and enjoy the time we have in our impossible existence, and for the most part, we want that for others too. I wish I could say how much I love and appreciate the kindness of people who barely know each other, but I don't know if I could ever say enough

What do you mean WHEN?!

Imagine you get murdered and then some girl uploads a video of herself talking about your death in excruciating detail while doing her makeup :/