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See that’s why I watch MacGyver. He was not only my childhood crush he grew with me and became my adult crush too
Also I can’t take MacGyver seriously because it’s Travis from the Hannah Montana Movie
So I know Hannah Montana ended nearly a decade ago…
However, it was pretty much my favorite Disney series growing up. I mean you have Miley Cyrus leading a double life as a pop star and get to see her sing/perform in every episode…talk about a gold mine! And don’t even get me started on the many CDs that came with music from the series. But besides the music and the joy that is young, teenage, star-eyed Miley Cyrus…one other thing that was a huge part of my, and the childhoods of many others, was the agonizing decision that agonizing choice for our young children Miley Stewart: Jake or Jesse. Now if anyone was a hardcore Hannah Montana stan like I was, you would also know the agony that was “He Could Be The One: Part 1 and 2”. To this day, I’m still mad at Miley for picking Jake when he went on to cheat on her and she ended up with Jesse by the end of that season!! Anyways, through my anguish and ranting, I thought of something that made me even more upset with the series’ choices than this: the lack of correlation between the show and the movie. Hannah Montana: The Movie came out at some point in the middle of the 3rd season. And there was 30 episodes in that season and it alone went from 2008 to 2010 so you would think that there was plenty of space to at least MENTION the events that took place in the movie. Ngl…I probably wouldn’t have a problem with the whole movie/show thing if it weren’t for two words: TRAVIS BRODY. Played by Lucas Till, Travis was Miley’s love interest in the movie. You can basically say they were childhood sweethearts for he had a crush on her when they were kids and would always spend her time with her. He even had a nickname for her that will forever be in our hearts: Smiley Miley😍. However, Travis was not only JUST a love interest, he was a big part of Miley’s life as both Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana. This is because he caused her to reveal her identity for the first time to the people of her hometown of Crowley Corners. This was a big huge milestone for Miley and it was all because of Travis. He helped her establish her true self that was behind the popstar, for she began to lose her way, and it became a humbling situation. He even was the inspiration for the childhood classic we have today that is “The Climb”. And for these reasons is why I am still upset for the lack of “Hannah Montana: The Movie” in “Hannah Montana” the show. I don’t care I’m Team Travis til the day I die!!!
aaaaAAAAaah? what would dating alex summers be like, maybe a head canon or whatever ur feelin but please.,,... please. i love that boy sm
can i just say lucas till/alex is like the hottest man meat made on land and oh my god i had this fucking huge crush on him in first class i mean damn a broken man who clearly has trust issues and a little misunderstood and a bit of an ass who means well but sdgHFUCKING LOOK AT HIM THAT SEXY SMIRK -
- let’s get this straight. he’s a fucking pre-schooler okay. like, he looks like he could eat you up like you’re a FINE ASS FRENCH DESSERT but he’s literally that one shitty punk in kindergarten who pulls on your pigtails to tell you that he likes you
- a fucking real life tsundere like how does this even happen
- please be forewarned that if he insults you he probably likes you
- like “hah you’re so short babe you could be my armrest” or “man your eyes are fucking huge” or “your hair is a messs HAHAHAHAHA”
- translation: “you’re really cute i like how short you are and no i didn’t mean to offend you!!!” “i love your eyes they’re so big and beautiful i feel like i can drown in them” “god i love your fucking hair it looks like you just got fuc -”
- tries to act like a “bad boy” but is actually a dorky little shit who tries to act cool to impress you but just comes off as shy little jock who just wants to protect his friends
- lemme tell you thIS BOI IS A FUCKING MESS AROUND YOU GOSH PLS PROTEC HIM -
- “alex? you okay? you’re really red” “m-MEE??? RED??? don’t be dumb it’s just the lighting ahHAHAAHAHAH” “you’re burning up too” “?????i have cancer”
- is SUPER AWKWARD AROUND YOU LIKE -
- not just “oh-i-kinda-broke-your-window-with-my-laser-powers” awkward but “peter-maximoff-trying-to-tell-erik-he’s-his-son” awkward
- literally took him six fucking months to tell you he’s in love with you
- “oh hey alex, whats up?” “u-u-uh n-nothing j-just wanted to t-tell you that I-l-l-l-love -” “???” “ - PEANUTS. I LOVE PEANUTS”
- even when he finally confessed to you it still takes him another six months to find the balls to tell it to you again
- tries to act cool around you during target practice except he gets distracted by you bending over and fucking blasts a hole the size of the Hulk onto the wall
- “professor i didn’t mean -” “i’m not even mad, i’m just impressed”
- professor charles blushes every time he skims through alex’s mind because it’s literally full of teenage hormones and fantasies about his face in between your thighs lmao
- alex is VERY paranoid about his affections
- like it’s not like he’s ashamed of you being affectionate with him but he’s properly terrified of feeling overwhelmed and losing control of his powers and blasting you into fucking road kill
- “are you implying you get turned on from hugs?” “….” “……alex?”
- alex summers is the ultimate stereotype of an overly-protective boyfriend
- “oh my god alex did you get into a fight again???” “…he was looking at you funny” “aLEX HE WAS ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS” “HE WAS LOOKING YOU UP I’M SORRY THAT I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR SAFETY”
- he has his cute moments. stares at you with his face flushing red and lacing his rough, calloused fingers through yours and pressing your foreheads together and trying his best to control himself from starting something with you
- “hehe, alex you’re really warm” “…..shut up babe”
- again i will reiterate: he considers you one of the best things he’s ever had since solitary confinement and will literally fucking fight for you
- “that’s cute and all but i’m not ignoring the fact that you tried to toast bread with a laser” “….seriously?” “seriously, alex. use a fucking toaster”
- when he’s going through a bad drean he pulls you into his chest and wraps his arms around yours and just holds you close and noses his face into your neck and doesn’t let up until he falls asleep
- you’ve told him how much your heart flutters when you see him smile or smirk and he uses it against you every time he’s about to lose an argument
- “…that’s not fair you know i can’t deny you when you do THAT” “get used to it, babe :)”
- there are times when he just rambles on and jokes about dumb stuff like hank’s feet or erik’s smile but most of the time he goes radio silent and doesn’t want to do anything else but just hang around you
- you find it a little strange but when he’s with you he just sits in a corner and reads a book and only looks up in panic when you’re about to leave
- “….i like hanging around you….it feels nice.” “well i’m gonna go and make a sandwich, wanna come?” “….okay”
- likes cornering you and pinning you against the wall and smirking at you just to see your reaction
- you always give him this impassive “seriously alex?” look every time he tries that and he fucking stAMMERS and BLUSHES and he’s like “fuck my life why did i do that now i look like a total fucking loser -” and almost doesn’t realize it when you lean up to him and press a chaste kiss to his lips
- he just fucking stares jaw-slacked at you as you flick his nose and go “i don’t mind you acting like bad boy havok but i think i like my cute dorky alex summers better” and fucking walks off with a sashay to your hips and alex just outright staring at your ass while touching his lips with his fingers
- he chases you and kisses you so hard you hit your head afterwards lmao
fuck i love him
jatp cast + saying no ❤️ to heteronormativity and toxic masculinity
original template belongs to @sunsetreggie
(sorry about the mix-ups!)
Alex Summers owns my ass
Moral Alignment chart ft. characters played by Ewan Mcgregor because why not
Ewan McGregor + movies where there is ‘Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend’
This is one of the best things I have ever read lol! Alex me too, me too
Can obi-wan just rail me please I’m craving for the man oh gosh-
the way he would wrap his arms around you and hold you to his chest while he fucks you as deep as he can...
his hands would be so big and sprawling out on your back as you just cling to him, whining and letting out little panting moans as he fucks up into you, lips pressed to your neck and hes just grunting and groaning into your skin
its so deep that you can feel him every time you breathe and he’s just whispering in your ear that you’re so beautiful, you’re so good, you’re so good, darling
and his hands are all over you, squeezing at your thighs and your hips and mouthing at your throat, lips brushing over your nipple as he rocks his hips against yours
and his hair is sticking to his sweaty forehead and its like the room can’t possibly get any hotter and he’s so hot inside you and around you and you feel like you’re going to scream when he starts begging you to cum for him, please, darling, come on sweet girl, give it to me, please
American Psycho Directed by Mary Harron (2000)
Marvel Studios 10 years
Marvel Studios kicks off its yearlong 10th anniversary celebration with a behind-the-scenes look at the class photo featuring 79 actors and filmmakers from across the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
ok but like I’ve decided that I should handle all my life problems like Stephen Strange
aka: fly into the dark void and kill myself, repeatedly.
Me: “Hmmm I think I have enough fandoms and people to love , I will not fall for anyone else “
Benedict Cumberbatch walking into my life , ready to take a piece of my heart:
NEEDS TO BE!
Hi guys! So I’ve seen a lot of people like my prompt list, but I would love if someone would request something! I would love to write something :)
Prompt List
1. “I should go.”
“Or you could stay a little longer.”
2. “Emergency dance party?”
3. “Okay, I know I’m evil and all that jazz, but I have standards too.”
4. “I’d punch you, but that’d ruin your perfect face.”
5. “Please remember that I love you.”
6. “You are actually Satan, oh my god.”
7. “Why are you aggressively stripping?”
8. “Wow, I am so in love with you… just wow.”
9. “I can’t trust you anymore.”
8. “(Y/N) no-”
“(Y/N) YES.”
10. “Listen, do you want to face the wrath of a 7 year old girl?”
11. “I’m fine, stop asking me that.”
12. “I totally let you win.”
13. “Because i’m Batman? Duh?”
14. “Oh, wow… jeez, holy crap, wow you are so pretty.”
15. “Ow, oka- OW, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW?!”
16. “I can’t be in love with you! I have a reputation to uphold!”
17. “Accio!”
“Babe… you’re not actually a wizard.”
18. “Oooh, kinky~.”
19. “Say something!”
20. “You know I can’t do this without you.”
21. “Guess who broke their nose! Me. It’s me. I broke my nose.”
22. “So is this intentional, or…?”
23. “AHHH! Kill it! Kill it! For Christ’s sake kill it!!”
24. “I think I’m adorable.”
25. “I am so lucky to have you. You’re wonderful. I love you. Okay bye.”
26. “I’m sorry, you don’t understand how bad I feel about this.”
27. “Jesus! What the hell, I thought you were dying!”
30. “You’re allowed to be happy, y’know.”
31. “Don’t be alarmed. I’m going to kiss you.”
32. “I’m trying to hate you. I now realize that was a stupid idea.”
33. “You have fanfiction eyes. How is that even possible?!”
34. “Do us both a favour and leave me alone.”
35. “Where do we go from here?”
36. “Off, off, off! You’re getting crumbs on my bed.”
37. “Who do you think you are?”
38. “We did it! We actually did it!”
39. “That’s rough buddy.”
40. “You know I love you, but stop making me into memes.”
41. “I didn’t say KILL him!”
42. “So… this is a date, yeah?”
43. “Did I do it wrong?”
44. “Please don’t leave me.”
45. “I made a promise and I’ll be damned if I don’t keep it.”
46. “Here! Let me kiss it better.”
47. “ ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fine,’ you said.”
48. “I forgive you.”
49. “Haha, suckers!”
50. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but you are literally the most beautiful person that has and will ever walk the Earth.”
51. “Oh nothing, just planning on overthrowing the current king of England.”
“There is no king of England?”
52. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting that…”
53. “What is happening right now?”
54. “Wait you were serious?”
55. “Let’s be honest. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
57. “Mine.”
58. “Would I ever lie?”
59. “Lets poke it with a stick!”
“Do NOT poke it!”
60. “Stop looking at me like that.”
61. “Can you please just talk to me like a normal person?!”
62. “Some things are meant to be.”
63. “My hero~!”
64. “Did you just grab my ass?”
65. “You have powers?”
66. “You taste like raspberries.”
67. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything.”
68. “If you tell anybody, no one will find your remains.”
69. “C’mon give me a chance!”
70. “I can’t breathe right now!”
71. “Here, take my jacket.”
72. “You’re wrong and I’m gonna prove it.”
73. “I-I’m not c-crying, shut up.”
74. “This was your idea!”
75. “You so owe me for this!”
76. “You’re my soulmate?”
77. “Quick, hide in that closet!”
78. “Shit, that’s a lot of blood…”
79. “I love you, I love you, I love you, oh my gosh I love you!”
80. “Get off your cute ass and help me!”
81. “I’m sorry I upset you.”
82. “I’ve watched every episode of Hell’s Kitchen, of course I know how to cook.”
84. “You just tried to kill me!”
85. “You… you drugged my coffee?!”
86. “Listen, that is definitely not normal.”
87. “Do you miss her?”
88. “Last time I am ever get into the car with you!”
89. “We should totally make out now.”
90. “Come here.”
“Why?”
“Just come here.”
“No! You’re gonna do something, I know it!”
91. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”
92. “You dared me to!”
“I didn’t think you’d actually do it!”
93. “You… you wouldn’t understand, okay?”
94. “This is all your fault.”
95. “It’s lonely here without you.”
96. “That wasn’t subtle. Like at all.”
97. “You can’t hide in your room forever.”
98. “Maybe I just really like you!”
99. “You’re my home now.”
100. “Didn’t know you wanted to get into my pants that badly.”
“Well, we do look to our prefects to take a lead at times such as these.”
— Happy birthday to Fred & George Weasley
*1,072 days* phat mood
You know you read too many Imagines when you automatically read your actual name instead of (Y/N).
Ewan McGregor with younglings in the new Long Way Up trailer.
Robert Pattinson as Neil in Tenet
Obi-Wan Kenobi — Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
Happy September 1st!
me as a baby #1
baby: w- wh- w- w
parent: omg he's about to say something!!
baby: wHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Gerard Way: *kicks down door* TOO SEE A MARCHING BAND
My Chemical Romance: *materializes* HE SAID SON WHEN
Tyler Joseph: *backflips through window* YOU GROW UP
Dan Howell: *rides in in a llama* WILL YOU BE
mcrmy: *eyeliner running* THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
world: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
parent: fuck
Chadwick Boseman’s MCU Colleagues on the ABC News Special Tribute
+
the two moments that ruined my life
Do you ever just
Look at Hamish Duke and go all like
BECAUSE I DO.