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Ready Fred? Ready George! Bottoms up.

As someone who has had to deal with this several times you SHOULD NOT DO THIS!!! Call an ambulence! 

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Rachel : Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.

Mercedes : I think you’re arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a God complex. You never think of anybody but yourself.

Rachel : But I-

Mercedes : I have 22 more seconds. I’m not done.

"In my culture, death is not the end. it's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into a green veld where... you can run forever."

Rest in peace, Chadwick.

chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 

⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣

It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣

The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣

Photo Credit: @samjonespictures

Toxic||Roman Sionis

A/N Hi! I hope you enjoy this! This is a little part out of a Roman fan fiction I am reading! I wanted to share this so y’all know how I write! I can’t wait to see your requests!!

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"How can you love someone like Roman, he is awful!" Harley yelled.

"Harley I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fall in love with him. It just happened.'' I said with tears in my eyes.

"I want you to leave.'' Harley said walking to her door and opening it.

"Harley.'' I said, my voice breaking in the process.

"Leave. You are nothing but Roman's little slut in my eyes right now and I do not want you around me. Get your shit and leave.'' Harley said with a little bit more force.

"You want me to leave fine, but when you feel like you have no one to talk to remeber you did this to yourself! You ruin every relationship you have.'' I said grabbing my phone and leaving slamming the door behind me.

I didn't know where to go. I didn't want to ruin Roman's business meeting tonight, but at the same time I just wanted to see him. Before I knew it I was in front of the entrance to his club. I walked in and saw that he was sitting down with a few people most likely talking buisness so I made my way to the bar and asked for scotch on the rocks.

"Thank you.'' I said to the bartender before I started nursing my drink.

"What is a pretty lady like you doing here all alone.'' Roman said from behind me.

I didn't want him to see me like this so I kept my face forward.

"I just wanted to get away.'' I said before taking another sip from my drink.

"Is everything okay?'' He asked.

"Yep.'' I said.

He obviously didn't belive me because he very quickly put his arm around my waist and turned me around.

"What's wrong?'' He asked when he saw my tear stained face.

"I don't want to talk about it. Besides you have a buisness meeting to get back to.'' I said pushing him away, but he wasn't letting me get away that easy.

"They will wait until you tell me what's going on.'' He said with conern in voice.

"Harley told me to get the fuck out of our place and told me that I was just another one your sluts. There are you happy.'' I said breaking from his grasp and walking upstairs to his place and going to the guest room. I made sure to lock the door before I colapsed on the bed and started crying.

About an hour later I was just laying on my side, facing away from the door, and staring at the world. I was about to get up and get changed, but a knock on the door startled me from my thoughts.

"Cora, I know you are in there can you please come out. I want to talk.'' I could hear Roman's voice from the door. I stayed silent in hopes that he would go away, but before I knew that was happening the door was being unlocked so I quickly laid down and acting as if I was alseep.

"I don't want to wake you up, but I want you to know that I have never thought of you as my slut. I love you and that takes a lot for me to say, but I do, I am in love with you and I needed you to know that." He said laying down and pulling me into his chest.

"I love you too.'' I said turning around to face him.

"I knew you were faking it.'' He said laughing lightly.

"I wanted to know what you were going to say before I revealed that I was awake." I said giving him a light kiss.

“Are you okay now?’’ He asked when we pulled away.

“Yeah I have you now.’’ I said cuddling into his side 

Lafayette: I’m-

Me: TAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINGMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINDLAFAYETTEANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKEEMDROPBURNEMUPTHENSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSIMLAFAYETTEWATCHMEENGAGINIMENRENGINGEMIMESCAPINGIMAWIGOTOFRANCEFORMOREFUNDAANDICOMEBACKWITHMOREGUNSANDSHIPS-

Imagines <3

Okay so I just posted a prompt list! You guys can request anything and we will talk about a few details and then it will hopefully be out in two or three days of you requesting it! 

Prompt List

1. “I should go.”

  “Or you could stay a little longer.”

2. “Emergency dance party?”

3. “Okay, I know I’m evil and all that jazz, but I have standards too.”

4. “I’d punch you, but that’d ruin your perfect face.”

5. “Please remember that I love you.”

6. “You are actually Satan, oh my god.”

7. “Why are you aggressively stripping?”

8. “Wow, I am so in love with you… just wow.”

9. “I can’t trust you anymore.”

8. “(Y/N) no-”

  “(Y/N) YES.”

10. “Listen, do you want to face the wrath of a 7 year old girl?”

11. “I’m fine, stop asking me that.”

12. “I totally let you win.”

13. “Because i’m Batman? Duh?”

14. “Oh, wow… jeez, holy crap, wow you are so pretty.”

15. “Ow, oka- OW, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW?!”

16. “I can’t be in love with you! I have a reputation to uphold!”

17. “Accio!”

   “Babe… you’re not actually a wizard.”

18. “Oooh, kinky~.”

19. “Say something!”

20. “You know I can’t do this without you.”

21. “Guess who broke their nose! Me. It’s me. I broke my nose.”

22. “So is this intentional, or…?”

23. “AHHH! Kill it! Kill it! For Christ’s sake kill it!!”

24. “I think I’m adorable.”

25. “I am so lucky to have you. You’re wonderful. I love you. Okay bye.”

26. “I’m sorry, you don’t understand how bad I feel about this.”

27. “Jesus! What the hell, I thought you were dying!”

30. “You’re allowed to be happy, y’know.”

31. “Don’t be alarmed. I’m going to kiss you.”

32. “I’m trying to hate you. I now realize that was a stupid idea.”

33. “You have fanfiction eyes. How is that even possible?!”

34. “Do us both a favour and leave me alone.”

35. “Where do we go from here?”

36. “Off, off, off! You’re getting crumbs on my bed.”

37. “Who do you think you are?”

38. “We did it! We actually did it!”

39. “That’s rough buddy.”

40. “You know I love you, but stop making me into memes.”

41. “I didn’t say KILL him!”

42. “So… this is a date, yeah?”

43. “Did I do it wrong?”

44. “Please don’t leave me.”

45. “I made a promise and I’ll be damned if I don’t keep it.”

46. “Here! Let me kiss it better.”

47. “ ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fine,’  you said.”

48. “I forgive you.”

49. “Haha, suckers!”

50. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but you are literally the most beautiful person that has and will ever walk the Earth.”

51. “Oh nothing, just planning on overthrowing the current king of England.”

“There is no king of England?”

52. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting that…”

53. “What is happening right now?”

54. “Wait you were serious?”

55. “Let’s be honest. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

57. “Mine.”

58. “Would I ever lie?”

59. “Lets poke it with a stick!”

   “Do NOT poke it!”

60. “Stop looking at me like that.”

61. “Can you please just talk to me like a normal person?!”

62. “Some things are meant to be.”

63. “My hero~!”

64. “Did you just grab my ass?”

65. “You have powers?”

66. “You taste like raspberries.”

67. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything.”

68. “If you tell anybody, no one will find your remains.”

69. “C’mon give me a chance!”

70. “I can’t breathe right now!”

71. “Here, take my jacket.”

72. “You’re wrong and I’m gonna prove it.”

73. “I-I’m not c-crying, shut up.”

74. “This was your idea!”

75. “You so owe me for this!”

76. “You’re my soulmate?”

77. “Quick, hide in that closet!”

78. “Shit, that’s a lot of blood…”

79. “I love you, I love you, I love you, oh my gosh I love you!”

80. “Get off your cute ass and help me!”

81. “I’m sorry I upset you.”

82. “I’ve watched every episode of Hell’s Kitchen, of course I know how to cook.”

84. “You just tried to kill me!”

85. “You… you drugged my coffee?!”

86. “Listen, that is definitely not normal.”

87. “Do you miss her?”

88. “Last time I am ever get into the car with you!”

89. “We should totally make out now.”

90. “Come here.”

    “Why?”

    “Just come here.”

    “No! You’re gonna do something, I know it!”

91. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

92. “You dared me to!”

    “I didn’t think you’d actually do it!”

93. “You… you wouldn’t understand, okay?”

94. “This is all your fault.”

95. “It’s lonely here without you.”

96. “That wasn’t subtle. Like at all.”

97. “You can’t hide in your room forever.”

98. “Maybe I just really like you!”

99. “You’re my home now.”

100. “Didn’t know you wanted to get into my pants that badly.”

Season Five Dissect: Favorite Storylines [x] ↳The Trio

Nobody has the right to call me “doll” except for Bucky Barnes

@chakiraclark on TikTok.

This needs to be a disclaimer for all fangirls.

Quinn once had sex with a Latina lesbian.

Anakin: I don't like ultimatums.

Obi-Wan: I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually!

PHAHAHAHAAA

same energy.

Physics

Someone: *mentions physics*

My brain:

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BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

What would y’all say if I stated writing imagines? You guys are welcome to request!!

One Important Reason Why You should be Proud of Being A Hufflepuff

I feel people still tend to overlook Hufflepuffs at some point during their lives, but c'mon - their common room is right next to the KITCHENS, how f**king amazing is that! Imagine if you’re going for a midnight snack run, or going for a brain refuel for an upcoming assignment/test, or simply because you just LOVE food, it’s like right near your common room. I mean you don’t even have yo go far (like other houses) to fulfil your desires, and this is especially important if you’re going after curfew hours, since not everyone have an invisibility cloak (*cough * Harry *cough *). And for those who are either homesick or just want to cook something themselves, there’s no need of the hassle of getting food back to your common room without getting caught by Filch or prefects (or other teachers). And correct me if I’m wrong, but I have never met anyone who doesn’t like food, so coming from a fellow student that was not sorted into Hufflepuff, I’m pretty jealous🍽

Also feel free to request anything you want me to write about :)

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

Dear Disney,

THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

Sincerely, Sexually Frustrated Teen

Nobody’s a picture perfect But we’re worth it You know that we’re worth it

Incorrect Sherlock Quotes

↳  Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty

Greg, doing the crossword: Mycroft, what’s an 8 letter word starting with s that means cruel?

Mycroft: Sherlock…

John: I was going to say sadistic, but Mycroft’s answer is better.

john and mycroft: hey sherlock :) maybe :) don’t do cocaine:)

sherlock: