"New Year New Me"

Yes, drink the Bubby

Day 1 of my self quarantine

I don't want to get out bed but I also really want tea. Not much has changed

Christmas time is here, so do y'all peel you're candy canes before you eat then?

It isnt even three whole months into the year and society as we know it has been threatened already. In the name of all that is holy can I please have some good news.

"Sorry for spitting Kombucha on you"

- A friend

Please sir, can I have some dopamine. I can't go on without it.

can we please adopt pirate aesthetics into mainstream fashion

i wanna dress like a pirate so bad

i want sexy noblemen shirts to be a thing for both men and women

i want to wear a nice ass frock coat everywhere i go

i want straps and buckles on everything

i want amazing leather boots to parade around in

i want nice big hats with feathers and swords and flintlock pistols to show off

i just want pirate aesthetics everywhere

Me :* trying to sleep*

My ass of a brain : "what if everyone you care about leaves you tomorrow?"

Me :" I must send them a message now to make sure they know I love them all still"

The entirety of my contacts :" bruh its 4:30am go the fuck to sleep you absolute twank"

British people who like meat be like "take me to the..."

I want to be free of this thing we call "responsibilities". Let me run barefoot, butt ass naked in the woods with a vodka stash so I may be free as the local cryptid I am meant to be.