✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive content? aged!up blue lock. crack in some parts. fem!reader. nothing else, just go by the title.
divider cred: @enchanthings-a
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri
um... what the flip guys? this is totally crazy! i've only been here for a month or so?! THANK YOU, MY BROSKIS OR BROCHACCOS OR HOMIES OR WHATEVER!!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! agedup!bllk boys. fem!reader. no proof read... the usual.
Isagi Yoichi!
You and Isagi are lying on his bed. The two of you scrolling through tiktok. You were beginning to get bored out your ass and the sound repeating "give a bitch some head or sum' " was getting slightly annoying, but like in a good way. It's like an itch to be fair and all the videos of girlfriends playing the sound around their own boyfriends and their reactions were priceless, earning the occasional giggle from you.
You wanted to try on Isagi, who's head was currently resting on your lap. You click the "+" and press on the record button, the sound immediately playing.
It's him two to five business days to release before he pulls his gaze away from his phone to look you in the eye. His cheeks were ruby red it was so funny. He looked at your phone then back at you and said, "Right now?"
At this point, you were dying of laughter and ended the video. This caused Isagi to frown, "Were you joking?" Your smile dropped when you see the bulge in his pants. You give him a knowing smirk, "Not anymore apparently!"
Bro, you've never seen a frown turn upside down so fast.
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Meguru Bachira!
You and Bachira was just chilling. You were orginally watching a movie but it got boring quick, causing the two of you to go on your phones doing fuck all.
The trend was taking over your for you page like crazy and you took it as a sign. Hitting record and letting the sound play, side eyeing him a bit with a smile.
Unlike Isagi, Bachira looks at you immediately. A toothy smile forming on his face immediately and his eyes glimmering in excitement, "Do it want it right now?"
You stop recording and smile at him, "You're eager, hm?"
"Who wouldn't be!? Now spread your legs!!!"
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Hyoma Chigiri!
You were hanging out in your room, scrolling on your phone while Chigiri was fucking about with his hair. As per usual!!
You were starting to get bored and wanted to play around with your girlfriend boyfriend. You've been planning to try out this trend since the first time you ever saw it and you planned to do it today, when he decided to come over.
You hit record and wait for his reaction, forcing your laughter back as much as possible. When he notices, he pauses, looks at you and smirks. "I've seen that trend already. You really are corny."
You stop recording and give him a dirty look, "You're literally the fun police. Like damn, could've shut the fuck up and gave me some damn head, but noooo, you wanna give me attitude."
"Oh dear. Dare I say I stroked your ego?"
You huff at his words, "Shut the fuck up and eat me out already, princess."
"Alright, alright, my prince."
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Reo Mikage!
You are in his room, which is massive, by the way. No surprise, he's a nepo baby. He left his room to do whatever the fuck he was doing so you left by yourself in his room, flicking through tiktok. The sound "give a bitch some head or sum'" playing five times in a row on your for your page.
You giggle. Maybe when he comes back into his room, you should try the trend out on him? You've seen various of partners trying it on each other and you can't help but chuckle each time another video pops up on your phone! You just need to wait for him to come back.
You wait around five more minutes until you hear his footsteps. You rush to click on the cross. and as soon as he opens the door, you start recording. You smile "innocently" at him as the sound starts playing, and he just stares at you with wide eyes before laughing, "I just walked in, baby. You want it right now?"
"Mhmmm!"
"Okay, pretty."
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Nagi Seishiro!
Nagi LOCK OFF was in the middle of gaming, typical of him, after leaving you two's cuddle session and leaving you - by yourself - in his bed. To fix your boredom after being abandoned by Nagi, you watch a series of tiktoks. How rude. You've seen the trend going around and honestly think now would be a perfect time to seek revenge for your lazy boyfriend leaving you alone on his bed.
You play the sound and wait for him to realise. Once he does, he pauses whatever game he was currently playing and spins on his gaming chair to look at you, lazily blinking once. Twice.
"Mkay... lay down on the bed."
You stop recording and tsk, "Don't think you deserve it after leaving our cuddles for your stupid game."
"Whatever. Lemme make it up to you then." "Fineeeeee." "Good. Now just spread your legs already. All this talking instead of moving is such a hassle."
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Rin itoshi!
You both are in his room. He was taking notes of how to do better in football/soccer in his little notebook, which you find ridiculously adorable, and even teased him multiple times about it, which he also shut down.
The silence was comfortable, but soon, flicking about on your phone got boring and you were really desperate to try out this trend that has been bombarding your fyp lately.
So, that's what you decide to do, hitting play, and the sound quickly breaks the silence between you two. He stops writing, gives you a HUGE side eye before doing one of those horror movies ass turns, slowly turning his head to look at you with a dirty look plastered on his face.
You couldn't hold back your laugh anymore, wheezing at his reaction, which he replies by shaking his head in disapproval and closing his notebook to look at you properly, "You're seriously that immature?"
"I- hah! I cant- pffft- breathe! Oh my god!"
"Whatever..." He pauses, "Spread your legs..."
Your laughter eases up a bit and you give him a teasing smile, "Oh? Hopping straight to it, Mister Itoshi?"
"You're so annoying. Just do as I say already."
"Yes sir."
you want a part two? -> here you go, sugar plum fairy cake!
Bachira who's just infatuated with eating your pussy. i'm so dearly in love with this man. you guys don't understand sighhh.
cw: pussy eating. duh. lazy ass proof read so if there are any mistake... leave me alone and don't bully me.
Bachira is physically attach to your pussy. Like... really badly obsessed and it gets even worse when he's away. It's so annoying, but don't get him wrong, he loves football/soccer just as much as he loves giving you oral. He just wishes that he wouldn't have to leave for so long. He misses you and the unlimited supply of your cunt. So, when you opened the door and smiled, prepared welcome his typically weary self, you were surprised when he dropped to his hands and knees, quite literally pleading. He was desperate to taste you, to have you.
And how could you resist? Not with those sweet, pleading eyes anyway.
Hence to you now on the couch, with his head buried between your thighs. You swear he was enjoying this ten times more than you were. Golden eyes glimpsing up at you ever couple of seconds before focusing back on your damp folds, drench in spit and your arousal.
Bachira was a very, very messy eater with food. No surprise he'd be a messy eater with your cunt too. Two of his fingers reaching up to pull apart your saturated folds to reveal that swollen bud, pining for some attention. He answers your clits silent pleads and wraps his lips firmly around it, while his fingers slowly creep up to inch their way into your quim, fucking them in out of your quivering hole, making sure to hit the good spot until he can hear that soft moan leave your lips. When he gets that noise, he's smiling into your pussy - proving your point that he's definitely enjoying this more than you - not that you aren't. Soon enough, he gets bored from lapping on your clit, and pulls his mouth away from your puffy folds. He spits, watching in admiration as the warm saliva see and disappear between your gooey folds. He pulls his fingers out of your pussy, scissoring his forefinger and middle fingers, watching the syrupy liquid drip all over his finger before sucking them clean. You taking a mini break which was rudely interrupted by Bachira. His tongue pushing in tongue in shuddering hole, fucking it in and out of your pussy at a brisk pace. His nose nudging against your clit. The sounds of him obnoxiously sucking and licking at your pussy filling up in the room. You swear he's also doing that on purpose to tease you as well.
You were close and Bachira could tell by the way your pussy hole was constricting around his tongue. He picked up the pace, lifting his hand to rub your clit side to side. Just enough to bring that orgasm you and him were so desperate for. He helped you out through your orgasm before pulling away.
God, he looked so lewd. His face was just drenched in your pussy juices and his own spit. Gross, but hot... in a very sick way.
"Did I do okay?"
"Mhm, now go wash. You stink like shit."
"Well, ouch?!"
✮⋆˙ | featuring: izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugou, shoto todoroki ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive content/crack, aged!up big three, suicide mentions/jokes?, gn!reader.
divider creds: @cafekitsune
ꨄ︎ | izuku midoriya
ꨄ︎ | katsuki bakugou
ꨄ︎ | shoto todoroki
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: angst/fluff content! aged!up blue lock. gn!reader. nothing else!
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
gang... ahem, this is super embarrassing, especially because i've only started recently, but im gonna take a break.
yall probably are like "DAMN BITCH ALREADY. YOU JUST GOT ON THE PLATFORM 💔" (coryxkenshin reference... real ones who know, know. 🥶😈☠️)
brochacco's, this is me rn:
but like all jokes aside... gang, my mental health has never been so ass. LIKE IT'S BAD BRO. 😟
like normally, im able to control my mental health, and like idk to explain it, but it slowly gets better because i always find a way to distract myself from it if ykwim. but like atm, i'm not finding ways to distract me from this bs sooo... yeah
woah, miss yappington!? what is bro talking about?
get a load of this guy! am i right or am i right?
but chat lowkey might as well start my villain arc yk. part 2 is coming to you guys soon, dw! this is just the beginning, bro. to be continued. just wait for the next part. just wait till i get my villain form you guys are gonna be shaking in fear.
but for now... be patient with me yall!!
don't worry about writing, you share it for free, nobody gets to rush you dear! focus on your health, we'll all be here when you're ready!!
thank you, my sweet, little peach! i'm back now anyway!
Do u think you can do a Mha smau where the reader has a cat quirk
But with the characters Shinsou, tamaki and deku
✮⋆˙ | featuring: izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugou, shoto todoroki, hitoshi shinso, tamaki amajiki, eijiro kirishima. ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff/crack content. gn!reader.
✮⋆˙ | a/n: not the funniest smau i've made but... wtv!
ꨄ︎ | izuku midoiriya!
ꨄ︎ | katsuki bakugou!
ꨄ︎ | shoto todoroki!
ꨄ︎ | hitoshi shinso!
ꨄ︎ | tamaki amajiki!
ꨄ︎ | eijiro kirishima!
accidentally texting the blue lock men instead of ur bsf about how attractive their friends are (or in rins case, how hot his brother is) and instead of it being angst, it’s actually fluff and crack?
✮⋆˙ | asked by: anonymous.
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! gn!reader for most of them... i think? maybe fem!reader. possible spelling mistakes... lazy ASF okay? Okay. :)
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!