accidentally texting the blue lock men instead of ur bsf about how attractive their friends are (or in rins case, how hot his brother is) and instead of it being angst, it’s actually fluff and crack?
✮⋆˙ | asked by: anonymous.
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! gn!reader for most of them... i think? maybe fem!reader. possible spelling mistakes... lazy ASF okay? Okay. :)
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
SRY FOR SENDING A REQ IF UR BUSY- but my demons took over…..
Can you maybe possibly write a bllk crack smau with a reader who eats things they aren’t supposed to?? Like a reader who texts “I eated sand” out of the blue, without any sort of context, or elaboration :3
..this is what happens when I don’t take my iron 😔🙏💔
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: crack themes! gn!reader.
✮⋆˙ | a/n: THIS ASK IS LITERALLY YOUNGER ME! I would never get caught, but I used to literally eat everything... like sand, dirt, rocks, grass, etc. So this ask was super fun to make!!
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
PLS FEED US ANGST WITH BLUELOCK BOYS, Lowkey wanted bad ending😋
GIRL GO CHECK OUT THE RECENT POST FRFR
THANK YOU FOR MAKING BLUE LOCK SMAUS THEYRE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM
awww thanks, brochacco! glad you like them! i plan to make more in the future!! 😼 just need more ideas siggggh
✮⋆˙ | featuring: eita otoya, tabito karasu, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, oliver aiku.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! fem!reader. no proof read... the usual. tags: @pinkymangacaps you pretty person want part one? -> here ya go, babycakes!
Eita Otoya! (hate this man whore sm but also love him idk)
You and him are in his room, scrolling through your phones. Soon enough, you get bored, looking over at your man who was currently vaping. (flavoured usb stick. come for me idc sighhh)
You've noticed the trend is currently viral and spiraling around, seeing multiple videos forming on your fyp! Soooo... why not try it on your personal man-whore boyfriend? You begin recording, the sound playing and the fucker turns to look at you almost immediately. A goofy, lopsided smile on his face, "Right nowww?" "..." You give him a concerned look. How did he react so fast... like he was prepared.
"What? Don't look so worried, princess! You're the one who instigated this!"
"Instigated? What a big word. Surprised you know it." He frowns at words, "You're not getting any head now." You shrug, "Neither are you I guess!" The pure worry and sadness on his face as soon as you said that was to die for.
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Tabito Karasu!
His head was resting his head on his thighs. He was in the middle of texting in his little group chat with "the boys"... so corny, but considering he asked to come over to your place cuz he missed you, he isn't showing the "missing" part much. He hasn't paid much attention to you ever since one of his friends sent a text to the group chat and now you were getting bored.
Why not try out this new trend out? Then tease him about it after!
Clicking on the sound and then pressing the record button. You had to record twice because the sound kept finishing before he even got the chance to notice. He was obviously too zoned out with texting to notice, but when he does. He stops mid-typing and then looks up at you, a shit-eating grin on his face. "That what you want right now? I'm down."
"Aren't you busy texting?" You sigh, giving him a faux dirty look, "Seems like you were too occupied with your friends rather than spending time with your girlfriend, who you called to miss, by the way, but as soon as head is mentioned, you pay attention to her?"
He simply shrugs, "Eh, payin' attention to you now, aren't I? Lemme make it up to you then if you're upset 'bout it?"
"No-can-do, bird man. You were busy before texting your mates, ignoring your girlfriend, who says now that head is in the game, that you get to spend time with her?"
"Sooo... you're rejecting have your pussy ate?"
"If the boot fits." He raises an eyebrow and snickers, "Don't know how this is a punishment for me. Seems more like a punishment for you, but aight." he teases, going straight back to texting.
What a prick.
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Sae Itoshi
You and him actually had a slight quarrel. For the stupidiest reason really, you guys were literally debating on whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. He kept saying it was a vegetable, and you kept saying it was a fruit. You told him to search it up and turns out, you were correct. He was pissed off about it and you tell him, 'I told you so!', just pissed him off further. So now, the pink-haired man was having a mini hissy fit and ignoring you. You tried to talk to him numerous of times, but he wouldn't budge, and you were getting bored, so you decided to try this new trend out that kept smothering your fyp! You hit record, letting the sound play in the once quiet room. He got caught so off-guard that he forgot he was meant to be ignoring you. He turns to look at you, a dirty look on his face before he speaks up, "I'm mad at you and this is your way of cheering me up?" "Who said I was tryna cheer you up? This is a demand, by the way." "You can't demand for shit. Fuck off."
"Missing out, I guess."
An awkward five minutes later and he doesn't even say anything before he's sat on his knees in front of you, peeling your thighs apart. You smirk down at him, "Change your mind, Mr. Itoshi?"
"Do you ever shut up?"
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Shidou Ryusei! (the bro who claims they aren't gay)
KASPLOOOOOOOSHHHH! Man, you were just bored and wanted play around with your horny ass boyfriend. The two of you were scrolling mindlessly on your phones. He would occasionally show you a meme or two that would cause you both to giggle for a while, but that was it. You got three videos of the same trend in a row, so you took it as a sign, playing the sound and waiting for him to notice. He did, quite quickly, actually. He gives you that notorious smirk, "Shit, baby. Thought you were never gonna do the trend, but ey, guess it's my lucky day huh." His eyes are glimmering in excitement... too much of it actually and you just side eye him. Yeah, you regret doing this trend now. Why is he so excited? His smirk grows, "Don' look at me like thatttt! You're the one who wanted this. Just playin' by your script, ya' know? Nowww... about that head?" he mocks while wiggling his eyebrows at you.
"Don't want it anymore. I rebuke you, you horny ass demon."
"Awww, c'moooonnnn..."
"Fuck no."
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Oliver Aiku! (love hate this slut too..)
The trend was all ovvvver your fyp while you were just peacefully scrolling through at three am and it actually made you miss your slutty man bitch boyfriend and also made you very desperate to try the trend out on him, so you invited him over. Now, you guys were in your room, and you thought this was the perfect time to try the trend out! The suddenness of the sound playing from your phone causes him to look away from his phone and right at you. "Yeah? Could've just asked me instead, but eh, still understood in the end. Spread your legs then."
"If I don't?" You taunt him. He raises an eyebrow and gives you a smug smile, "Ahh, but you will. C'mon now, princess."
You must be stupid to deny head, so you oblige.
Decided not to do Kaiser. I don't know much about him. I hate him. I just know it. When I read that damn manga, I know ima hate his stupid ass.
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive content? aged!up blue lock. crack in some parts. fem!reader. nothing else, just go by the title.
divider cred: @enchanthings-a
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri
recent post(s) -> here (bllk) about me:
basics = i am eighteen and actually completely new to writing to writing on tumblr but not new to the aspect of it! fun facts = my favourite subject is english... duh? i'm an extrovert so like come talk to me! my favourite food has got to be lasagne, like it's so good and i'm big fan of sweet and spicy food, not so much sour things. i'm british/jamacian and a dark-skin girl! i'm a college student, too! and uh, i love disney? yeah, enough about me.
fandoms i'm in!
anime: bllk, mha, jjk, haikyuu, hxh, demon slayer, chainsaw man, there will be more trust! games: cod (never played cuz apparently it's ass), class of 09, sally face, sdv (stardew valley), lol (league of legends), sonic the hedgehog, minecraft. shows: arcane, hilda, stranger things, asoue (a series of unfortunate events), love death + robots, etc... movies: disney, marvel, dc, harry potter, spiderverse, sonic the hedgehog, and more... general: creepypasta, the eltingville club. currently watching: mha (rewatch), hxh (need to finish too), arcane (rewatch), demon slayer (first time watching), chainsaw man (first time watching). planning to watch: saiki k, sonic the hedgehog 3, solo levelling, death note, tokyo ghoul, minecraft movie. (yes ik most of them are anime OKAY.)
fandoms i write for!
bllk, mha, jjk, maybe haikyuu (not big fan of the anime sorry y'all), arcane, cod, creepypasta, sally face!
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MAKE A PART TWO FOR THAT GIRL IS POSION RIGHT NOW OTHERWISE ILL EAT YOU ALIVE BRUH
um... wow! okay! *i glance to the crowd in fear*
♬⋆.˚ | now playing: posion - Bell Biv DeVoe
✮⋆˙ | sypnosis: after fucking toby, you decide to find out what other creeps live in the mansion and this one unsettling dude with a bad temper made you decide you'll settle on him next.
✮⋆˙ | featuring: jeff the killer/jeffery woods,
✮⋆˙ | cw: smut content. succubus reader. reader has red skin, wings, a tail, horns and powers and wears a skirt. dom!reader and sub!jeff at the start but quickly turns into sub!reader and dom!jeff. somnophilia content. mentions of blood, scratching, spanking, breeding, aphrodisiacs aka drugging, loads of degrading and barely and praise (i mean c'mon it's fucking jeff), etc. reader gets called whore, slut, etc, reader has saliva that contains aphrodisiacs jeff has anger issues and is straight up an asshole also cusses like a sailor (again, it's jeff)!
✮⋆˙ | author's note: put my blood, sweat and tears into this shitty post. also the tip is deffo #f6abcd
word count: 2.2k part one? -> here ya go!
Jeff, hm? You're next victim. How pleasant.
Just like you did with Toby, you hung around. The usual stalking your victim bullshit. And fuck, Jeff was not a "pretty" sight. Well, to basic beauty standards anyway. To you? As much as you hate to admit it, he was attractive, but like, in a creepy way? He was more fucked up than Toby too - and also ridiculously pent-up. Oh and not to mention the notorious Glasgow smile. No one would be able to miss that. It clearly wasn't appropriately treated; dried up blood, nasty scars, teared up skin from where it was obviously been stretched out too far and ripped again, etc. Made you wonder if that ever gets sore? Stupid question, really. Probably hurts like a bitch.
He's a lot irritable than your usual prey and would be a lot harder to maintain if he ends up waking up. Let's hope he doesn't like just how Toby did. He'll such a pain in the ass to deal with, especially when you're just tryna have your fun and then dip. But hey, you're up for a challenge. When are you never? Now you're here. In his room while he sleeps just like all the other people you've fucked, watching as they sleep. Boy, oh boy, he's a loud snorer. Not to your surprise anyway, you've had worse, and, plus, you figured he would be. Loudmouth = Loud Snorer. You did not want to waste any time, so you went ahead. You walked over to the sleeping Jeff on the bed and sat next to him, your eyes tracing over the way he slept. He slept in a dishevelled manner, with drool from his mouth, probably from the help of the gash, hair scattered across his pillows, snoring loudly, like mentioned earlier. Bet his friends hated him at sleepovers.
Bored and letting curiosity get the better of you. You press your lips against his. Not the best, but not the worst. You've definitely had worse.
His lips were clearly lacking lip products. They were dry and cracked but over all, semi-arousing. You slip your tongue into his mouth, hoping the aphrodisiac and antidepressants lingering in your spit will keep him knocked out. You beg yourself it would. You wouldn't want to put up with him if he wakes up.
Your eyes open, and you gaze down at him. Taking notice of the bulge growing in his jeans. Oh, you just realised the fucker was wearing the clothes he killed people in? Is this idiot seriously that lazy? God. You roll your eyes and pull your lips away from his, licking the remaining spit from it. Your hand runs down his chest to his jeans which you push down to see his cock. Already hard, guessing from the aphrodisiac. He was a lot more longer than Toby, one of your biggest victims, out-scaling Toby by length; his cock was around eight and half inches... by inference, though, he doesn't out-scale Toby by girth. He's leaner.
You shake your head to rid of your thoughts. Today isn't about Toby. It's about this obnoxious bastard. Your hands wrap around his base, bringing your hand up and down. Once you hear that little whimper slip out of his mouth, that's when you pick up the speed. More and more beads pre-cum oozing from his fuchsia-tinted tip, trickling all over your hand. The uncircumcised skin from his cock hiding the tip of his cock then going back to showing it with each drift of your hand.
His aura was getting more recognisable - stronger. The scent invaded your nose, causing a sigh to leave your lips. Hey, maybe gaining energy from this brain-dead fuck would be a lot easier than you thought? You sped up the motion your hand was going at, wanting his orgasm, needing it. With each pump of his hand, his thighs twitched, or he would jolt slightly in his sleep. How cute. You knew he was close, but you didn't know he was that close. You grinned down as thick, white strips of cum fall from his cock all over your hand. You were about to pull away when you felt a cold hand wrap around your hand. Then a gravelly voice following along with it, "What the fuck?"
Well, shit?! He woke up even quicker than Toby did? Who the fuck are these guys? And honestly, how the fuck do they end up waking so goddamn fast.
You paused and look back up at his face with a coy smile, which he had nothing to offer for but a scowl. He spoke up again, "Who the fuck are you? No... what the fuck are you?" "A succubus?" "A succ-you... what, what?"
"A sex demon..."
Jeff looks you up and down before a cocky smirk forms on his lips, "You know if you wanted to fuck me so bad you could've jus' asked instead of breaking into my room in this shitty cosplay?"
Cocky fucking bastard.
You rolled your eyes at his words. How crude and that's a lot coming from a literal demon who fucks people in their sleep. "You gonna continue or what?"
"What?" You look at him, snapping out of your thoughts. "If ya' haven't noticed, I'm hard again." He releases your hand and goes for your hip instead, "So why don't you finish what you fucking started?"
You snicker. What an asshole, before you could even utter out an reply to insult his cockiness. He's already got you flipped over, so now you're laid flat on the bed with your behind high up in the air. You groan from the impact and are about to speak, but again, he rudely cuts you off by yanking on your tail, so your back is now arched.
Ow?! "Ay, here I thought this was just some stupid costume. Now that I'm touching this tail of yours... this shit feels prettyyyy real."
"Of course it's fucking real?! Why would I like to you, dickhead?!" You bark back at him, only to pathetically whimper when his hand comes in contact with your ass. Basically swallowing your own words. "Oh? you're one of them bitches? Ones that likes getting spanked. Fucking filthy." "Shut the fuck- eeep!"
Jeff yanks you by your hair, causing your head to snap back and look up into his eyes, which were filled with lust and a tint of anger? "Should fucking kill you. Ya know that? Interrupting my sleep just because you need dick, hm? Desperate bitch. You're so fucking lucky you're sexy, you know that?"
His nails were digging into your scalp, and the grip on your hair was loosening up anytime soon. You try to squirm away, only for him to suddenly let go, making you fall forward onto the bed. You couldn't even do anything before his hands were on your hips, making you arch your back. He pushes your skirt up to unveil what's under it. He chuckles once he sees your flimsy thong, drenched in your arousal. Some of it even going as far as to drip all over your thighs. "C'mon. Wet already? All from a couple of spanks and fucking insults? What a whore."
You couldn't help but feel embarrassed. You didn't even realise how wet you are, but now you can feel it. How sticky your thighs are. Jeff pulls your thong to the side. Your pretty red folds coming to show, glistening in the moonlight that was peeking from out the window. He pushes your folds apart, your twitching hole practically begging for him. He uses his other hand to use his thumb to sluggishly rub at your clit. His actions receive a wordless compliment when you let out a little trilling moan and the wetness that oozes out of your pink hole.
He forces the liquid back into your hole with his index finger, curling it enough so it pushes against your gummy walls. Another moan rolled out those pretty lips of yours, then another when he pushed his finger in and out of you, and then another when he added a second finger, scissoring your hole wider before fucking his fingers into it again. He keeps this up until he feels your pussy tighten up around his finger. He pulls out, causing a needy whine from you. Another boastful smile comes from him, "S'alright. I'll fill ya up in noooo time... with somethin' better. Promise." That's when you feel it, the blush tip from earlier spreading apart your inner walls, inching and inching deeper inside the wet channel. The bed creaks as he pushes deeper and deeper inside of you. You fall apart and bury your face into the pillow. He's big, too fucking big for your liking and he's going too fast for you to think. Each embarrassing squelch of your pussy as he forces his dick inside, "Shittttt. You're tight- fuck- really fucking tight..."
His hold on your hips is becoming deadly, bound to leave nasty bruises later. Your arms jitter helplessly to find another to grip on anything, literally anything! "C'mon... why is ya' pussy-ngh- fighting back so much?! You would think that the cunt would let me in from how wet she is?! Let me in, pretty, let me fucking in..."
Is he seriously talking to your pussy right now?!
He pushes your head down into the pillow and makes your back arch back some more, locking your legs in with his so he can get more leverage. His cock was splitting you open at this point. You couldn't even think straight!? He sneers when his cock was finally fucking into you a little faster, "There we goooo. Nasty girl, hm? Sucking me right innnn... fuuuuuck!"
The brand new fast pace wasn't fast enough for him, apparently. Not when he was a few inches away from his head hitting that perfect cervix of yours. A sudden slam on his hips, causing the breathe to knock right out of your lungs; a slutty, drawn-out moan leaves your lips. "God, what a pretty noise... need more of that shit. Scream for me, slut. Let everyone hear you- ah- in this shitty mansion."
The fucker doesn't even give you time to adjust before he's drumming his hips back and forth, bullying his cock in out of you with lewd squelches and his and your moans flowing in the room, like a corrupted melody. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. Greedy fuckin pussy jus' taking me in... every- Slam! fucking-"Slam! time."
You felt so dizzy with pleasure. You didn't even notice the tears seeping out of your eyes and that were wetting your cheeks. You only noticed when he commented on them after hearing you sniffle, "Damn, bitch? Ya' fucking cryin'? Dick that- nghhhhh- good?"
The only thing you could reply with was another squeal as his hand, once again, spanks your ass. "Shit... dunno why your cryin'? You implied this. You wanted this. Nasty, filthy bitch needy for some dick that she had to get it from a guy who was sleeping."
You wail at his words. How crude!
His dick was pulsating, throbbing even inside of you. You feel every single vein probing against your walls. Each throb of his cock causing his tip to push against your g-spot, causing your hips to roll back against him. Fuck, you were close.
He runs his hand over your stomach all the way down to your viscous pussylips, spreading them apart so his middle finger can massage your clit. He coos in your ear, his voice laced with lust, "Gonna cum. Might jus' cum in this immoral pussy. Would ya' like that? Me cumming deeeeep in this pussy? Fill you up?"
You nod uncontrollably, and he leans back up to slam harder into you, if that was even possible! No, how is this possible?! What the fuck is his stamina? You thought only incubuses could keep this up, but clearly not?
Each pound of his hips causes your ass to jiggle from the impact. His nails were digging into the fatty flesh of your hips, the pain shooting straight down to your pussy. You couldn't make out what he was saying right now? Hell, you could barely see through your tears. "Shhhiiiit, baby, gonna ya' cervix a niiiicccce kiss with my tip. A nice, creamy kiss. And she is gonna drink it up, ain't she? Like the greedy cunt she is."
He was pounding into you a like mad man driven by lust. which he is but... whatever!
Pound after pound. Pound after so sickeningly good pound.
The vibrations thud down your humid walls and shoot hot pleasure right up your spine, before you feel the thick white goodness fill up your womb. The power you so desperately wanted from the start of this, shooting through body, causing the orgasm to follow with him, oscillating pussy sucking the cum out of his pink tip.
He pulls out your hole, watching the cum discharge out of pussy, "Yeeeah, fuck, slut. Pussy really is drinking my jizz up, hm? Thirsty thing, isn't she?"
You whimper, not really in your mind to speak right now, especially not after the harsh fucking you just received. "Well thanks for the fuck, sweet cheeks. But Ima heading to bed now. Get the fuck out." Wow.
as much as your angst hurt me they hurt me so good. YOU'RE WRITE SO GOOD LIKE U DESERVE A KISS FROM ME BOOO. I hope life treats you well, i hope you find success in every point of ur life.
you guys are so sweet! thank you!!
reblog more sugarpie i wanna see ur interests ♡♡
hey, so, i literally love u. dont die in a fire on the nineteenth of june pls... mwah!
i should reblog stuff but it deadass would be a cluster bomb of random shit from the most random fandoms ever... like i lowkey fw with a lot, and im nervy u guys would judge THE FUCK outta me 😣
like wdym on sec im reposting the eltingville club, then im resposting sally face, then im pulling up with class of 09 shit, then lowkey cookie run kindgom?! 💔💔💔
im so cheeks bro... but ill see what i can do!! :3