✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! agedup!bllk boys. fem!reader. no proof read... the usual.
Isagi Yoichi!
You and Isagi are lying on his bed. The two of you scrolling through tiktok. You were beginning to get bored out your ass and the sound repeating "give a bitch some head or sum' " was getting slightly annoying, but like in a good way. It's like an itch to be fair and all the videos of girlfriends playing the sound around their own boyfriends and their reactions were priceless, earning the occasional giggle from you.
You wanted to try on Isagi, who's head was currently resting on your lap. You click the "+" and press on the record button, the sound immediately playing.
It's him two to five business days to release before he pulls his gaze away from his phone to look you in the eye. His cheeks were ruby red it was so funny. He looked at your phone then back at you and said, "Right now?"
At this point, you were dying of laughter and ended the video. This caused Isagi to frown, "Were you joking?" Your smile dropped when you see the bulge in his pants. You give him a knowing smirk, "Not anymore apparently!"
Bro, you've never seen a frown turn upside down so fast.
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Meguru Bachira!
You and Bachira was just chilling. You were orginally watching a movie but it got boring quick, causing the two of you to go on your phones doing fuck all.
The trend was taking over your for you page like crazy and you took it as a sign. Hitting record and letting the sound play, side eyeing him a bit with a smile.
Unlike Isagi, Bachira looks at you immediately. A toothy smile forming on his face immediately and his eyes glimmering in excitement, "Do it want it right now?"
You stop recording and smile at him, "You're eager, hm?"
"Who wouldn't be!? Now spread your legs!!!"
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Hyoma Chigiri!
You were hanging out in your room, scrolling on your phone while Chigiri was fucking about with his hair. As per usual!!
You were starting to get bored and wanted to play around with your girlfriend boyfriend. You've been planning to try out this trend since the first time you ever saw it and you planned to do it today, when he decided to come over.
You hit record and wait for his reaction, forcing your laughter back as much as possible. When he notices, he pauses, looks at you and smirks. "I've seen that trend already. You really are corny."
You stop recording and give him a dirty look, "You're literally the fun police. Like damn, could've shut the fuck up and gave me some damn head, but noooo, you wanna give me attitude."
"Oh dear. Dare I say I stroked your ego?"
You huff at his words, "Shut the fuck up and eat me out already, princess."
"Alright, alright, my prince."
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Reo Mikage!
You are in his room, which is massive, by the way. No surprise, he's a nepo baby. He left his room to do whatever the fuck he was doing so you left by yourself in his room, flicking through tiktok. The sound "give a bitch some head or sum'" playing five times in a row on your for your page.
You giggle. Maybe when he comes back into his room, you should try the trend out on him? You've seen various of partners trying it on each other and you can't help but chuckle each time another video pops up on your phone! You just need to wait for him to come back.
You wait around five more minutes until you hear his footsteps. You rush to click on the cross. and as soon as he opens the door, you start recording. You smile "innocently" at him as the sound starts playing, and he just stares at you with wide eyes before laughing, "I just walked in, baby. You want it right now?"
"Mhmmm!"
"Okay, pretty."
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Nagi Seishiro!
Nagi LOCK OFF was in the middle of gaming, typical of him, after leaving you two's cuddle session and leaving you - by yourself - in his bed. To fix your boredom after being abandoned by Nagi, you watch a series of tiktoks. How rude. You've seen the trend going around and honestly think now would be a perfect time to seek revenge for your lazy boyfriend leaving you alone on his bed.
You play the sound and wait for him to realise. Once he does, he pauses whatever game he was currently playing and spins on his gaming chair to look at you, lazily blinking once. Twice.
"Mkay... lay down on the bed."
You stop recording and tsk, "Don't think you deserve it after leaving our cuddles for your stupid game."
"Whatever. Lemme make it up to you then." "Fineeeeee." "Good. Now just spread your legs already. All this talking instead of moving is such a hassle."
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Rin itoshi!
You both are in his room. He was taking notes of how to do better in football/soccer in his little notebook, which you find ridiculously adorable, and even teased him multiple times about it, which he also shut down.
The silence was comfortable, but soon, flicking about on your phone got boring and you were really desperate to try out this trend that has been bombarding your fyp lately.
So, that's what you decide to do, hitting play, and the sound quickly breaks the silence between you two. He stops writing, gives you a HUGE side eye before doing one of those horror movies ass turns, slowly turning his head to look at you with a dirty look plastered on his face.
You couldn't hold back your laugh anymore, wheezing at his reaction, which he replies by shaking his head in disapproval and closing his notebook to look at you properly, "You're seriously that immature?"
"I- hah! I cant- pffft- breathe! Oh my god!"
"Whatever..." He pauses, "Spread your legs..."
Your laughter eases up a bit and you give him a teasing smile, "Oh? Hopping straight to it, Mister Itoshi?"
"You're so annoying. Just do as I say already."
"Yes sir."
you want a part two? -> here you go, sugar plum fairy cake!
bro i accidentally deleted one of my asks, so if you neveeeer see a post about it, IM SORRY 😞😞
✮⋆˙ | asked by: anonymous and @rinvenous
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi. ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! gn!reader for most of them, fem!reader for some.
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! agedup!bllk boys. fem!reader.
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
accidentally texting the blue lock men instead of ur bsf about how attractive their friends are (or in rins case, how hot his brother is) and instead of it being angst, it’s actually fluff and crack?
✮⋆˙ | asked by: anonymous.
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! gn!reader for most of them... i think? maybe fem!reader. possible spelling mistakes... lazy ASF okay? Okay. :)
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugou, shoto todoroki ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive content/crack, aged!up big three, kys jokes literally once, fem!reader.
ꨄ︎ | izuku midoriya!
ꨄ︎ | katsuki bakugou!
ꨄ︎ | shoto todoroki!
random writes!!
ticci toby highschool bully toby!
jeff the killer jeff fucking you on your period but he's a sick fuck.
series that girl is poison. part one! part two!
SMAUS!!
coming soon...
dawg i just read all ur blue lock posts in one go i’m gonna freak you bro you are such a good writer 🙏
im gonna sloppily make out with you! tysmmm!!
i just wanna say how much i really like your posts! you’re really good!
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thank u honey!!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING BLUE LOCK SMAUS THEYRE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM
awww thanks, brochacco! glad you like them! i plan to make more in the future!! 😼 just need more ideas siggggh