I'm Twist, God Of War Gams

before we get an official announcement on who is replacing biden as the nominee, im just going to put this out there: do not mess this up. i don't care how little you like politics. i don't care if this new nominee isn't your first choice.

our alternative is trump. third party splits the votes, and abstaining is just going to fuck the entire united states over. your vote (AND support) matters, and i better see anyone who doesn't want trump to be elected and the United States to become a fascist, authoritarian regime throwing their full support behind this new nominee.

we have three months to go. we're in crunch time. if you don't want to lose your rights, support this new nominee with everything you've got.

edit: just in case this somehow wasn't obvious, this is NOT the post to be a pessimist on. don't say we're fucked. say TRUMP is fucked. we can't go back and change the nomination timeline, but we can absolutely support our new nominee and ensure they get elected.

"I'm sorry. WHAT!"

Oh shit.

"Uh... Hey honey... Ummmm. How was your day?" I could already tell this conversation wasn't going to end well.

"Oh my day was fine. Up until I hear you saying you CHEATED DEATH AGAIN TODAY." Smoke started to come out of his mouth. Damn. I must've really pissed him off.

"Look, I know this is bad, but I'm-"

"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW IT WENT."

"What."

"You heard me. You know what you're supposed to do the moment you cheat death each week."

"Oh. It wasn't much. Just said that I had a doctor's appointment to discuss about how two guys are supposed to have kids."

"Really."

"Really! It was quite entertaining to see Jerry just give up." Well, guess I'm not forgetting about that part of our marriage agreement again.

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“Oh, what now? I already died today!”

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

I'm non-binary and queer with two lesbian aunts

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

SPOILIERS FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND CHAPTER 7

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

TURN BACK NOW

PLEASE TURN BACK NOW

LAST CHANCE

They gone?

Good.

Everyone at Malleus Draconia:

“Time travel is not an appropriate solution to your commitment issues.”

Parker just shook his head, the despair written on his face. "I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”

Kenum continued chuck knives into the bar window, the silver blades sticking into the glass. "Not this one~!” His grin spread wider, watching the glass continue to crack. The dark lighting of the bar made his already dark brown eye even darker. The white eye, almost blind from years of fighting, seemed to take on a grayish hue to it.

Parker just order more drinks, I'm to old for this shit.

Person A: “I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”

Person B: “Not this one~!”

Fuck Trump

I told my friends this but I think there’s probably something significant about Inauguration Day being on MLK Jr Day

I think he’d be turning in his grave

what a joke

my friend is watching the inauguration and said he sounded like a modern day Hitler and it’s like this is our president.

he said he’s gonna “expand our borders”

this is our fucking President

what a joke

my parents are immigrants who are citizens here

I taught them the fucking pledge of allegiance

I watched them become fucking citizens

I’m so fucking scared they’re gonna get deported

This is our fucking President and this is what America is

what a fucking joke

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!

Little Intro to Me

Hey everyone. I just realized I should do a little intro to who I am and what I do here.

The name's Yulvin, they/them pronouns

I'm queer

I tend to post whenever and whatever I want

Fandoms I'm in: The Owl House, Creepypasta, a bunch of bands, Riordanverse, Star Wars, writing prompts, and more.

Give me book recomendations. I beg of you

I love old myths and legends. Especially from the USA

I have an OC that I might introduce later, maybe not.

I'm here for a wild ride, not really to get in fights.

This is a safe space. No hate is in my blog

Music is a big part of me, so any music recomendations is welcomed

I'm a terrible speller, so please don't correct my spelling. I know how horrible is.

I play Dungoens and Dragons, mostly fighters and bards

I'm a beatboxer in an A Capella group, but actually do competitions for beatboxing.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I don't bite. I do bark though.

Welcome to the chaos that is this blog. Enjoy your stay