"I'm sorry. WHAT!"
Oh shit.
"Uh... Hey honey... Ummmm. How was your day?" I could already tell this conversation wasn't going to end well.
"Oh my day was fine. Up until I hear you saying you CHEATED DEATH AGAIN TODAY." Smoke started to come out of his mouth. Damn. I must've really pissed him off.
"Look, I know this is bad, but I'm-"
"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW IT WENT."
"What."
"You heard me. You know what you're supposed to do the moment you cheat death each week."
"Oh. It wasn't much. Just said that I had a doctor's appointment to discuss about how two guys are supposed to have kids."
"Really."
"Really! It was quite entertaining to see Jerry just give up." Well, guess I'm not forgetting about that part of our marriage agreement again.
“Oh, what now? I already died today!”
before we get an official announcement on who is replacing biden as the nominee, im just going to put this out there: do not mess this up. i don't care how little you like politics. i don't care if this new nominee isn't your first choice.
our alternative is trump. third party splits the votes, and abstaining is just going to fuck the entire united states over. your vote (AND support) matters, and i better see anyone who doesn't want trump to be elected and the United States to become a fascist, authoritarian regime throwing their full support behind this new nominee.
we have three months to go. we're in crunch time. if you don't want to lose your rights, support this new nominee with everything you've got.
edit: just in case this somehow wasn't obvious, this is NOT the post to be a pessimist on. don't say we're fucked. say TRUMP is fucked. we can't go back and change the nomination timeline, but we can absolutely support our new nominee and ensure they get elected.
I'm non-binary and queer with two lesbian aunts
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
PLEASE. IT'S CONCERT WEEK, I HAVE A TEST, AND A PAPER
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
Fuck Trump
I told my friends this but I think there’s probably something significant about Inauguration Day being on MLK Jr Day
I think he’d be turning in his grave
what a joke
my friend is watching the inauguration and said he sounded like a modern day Hitler and it’s like this is our president.
he said he’s gonna “expand our borders”
this is our fucking President
what a joke
my parents are immigrants who are citizens here
I taught them the fucking pledge of allegiance
I watched them become fucking citizens
I’m so fucking scared they’re gonna get deported
This is our fucking President and this is what America is
what a fucking joke
"I'm so used to Death's wings being my own that it feels weird not having them on me."
"That's not a good thing though."
"Well. Then you must teach me how to live without death."
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
REALLY. YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE
Now tell me he wouldn't do that
"im gonna finish it by sunday" i foolishly said last saturday