Santa Is On Strike Due To Global Warming.  All Presents This Year Will Be Delivered By Sasha The Christmas

"I'm sorry. WHAT!"

Oh shit.

"Uh... Hey honey... Ummmm. How was your day?" I could already tell this conversation wasn't going to end well.

"Oh my day was fine. Up until I hear you saying you CHEATED DEATH AGAIN TODAY." Smoke started to come out of his mouth. Damn. I must've really pissed him off.

"Look, I know this is bad, but I'm-"

"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW IT WENT."

"What."

"You heard me. You know what you're supposed to do the moment you cheat death each week."

"Oh. It wasn't much. Just said that I had a doctor's appointment to discuss about how two guys are supposed to have kids."

"Really."

"Really! It was quite entertaining to see Jerry just give up." Well, guess I'm not forgetting about that part of our marriage agreement again.

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“Oh, what now? I already died today!”

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

DnD Campange Idea

A bunch of bards are trying to make a band but one is constantly sleeping with people, one has social anxiety, one is the definition of chaos, and one holds the braincell. Dragons decide to invade their town and with the use of their music, they save the town.

Happy Birthday!!

Yo, so today is my irl best friend's birthday, so I want everyone who sees this to go wish him a happy birthday. We've known each other for many years at this point, so he means a lot to me. Happy birthday @peoplesidk

Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!

"im gonna finish it by sunday" i foolishly said last saturday

FINALLYYYYY. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE ORGINAL

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Y N Pineoak, The White Packet

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

Last song: World Burn (Mean Girls OBC) - I'm in my school's pit for this musical so I gotta practice a lot

Last book: Six of Crows - Leigh Bardugo

Last Game: Persona 5 Royal (Half through the vanilla story)

Last TV Show: The Owl House

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

Relationship: Single AF

Favorite Color: Dusty Blue

Last Google Search: Germanic Mythology creatures that names start with "F"

Tags: @harleyacoincidence @peoplesidk

"10 people I’d like to know better" game

@anime-grimmy tagged me so why not joining XD

Last song: Madness in Me (Skillet)

I have an addiction to that song fr

Last book: I read more comics than anything, the last one I’ve read was the Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga

Last movie: Sonic Movie 3 and it was an absolute blast💥

Last game: It’s been a while since I played videogames (I know shame on me), the last one I completed was Super Mario Galaxy (goated game)

Last TV show: Mob Psycho 100! I need to watch season 3✨

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

Relationship: Happily Aroace lmao

Fav colour: Dark Blue

Last internet search: "Something to Protect OST from Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V"

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@magpieddd @vbnhuet @giuliagt-art @itsmeaxumii @doweesig @chaotic-deity @pixie-yuni @natsuko-the-mun @m4dumy @unknownpov19