(SPOILERS)

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all

Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he

Me: yeah, they are really special to him

Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?

Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side

Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him

Me: 💀 Naw

Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed

Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight

Friend: .....

Me: .....

Me: I'm going for lunch,bye

Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH

Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!

Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*

Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?

Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!

Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!

Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!

*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*

Luffy: *proceeds to drown*

(I dunno what this is......)

People watching gear five: woah this is....so stupid...its silly....its not serious.....

Me: yah 😃 ikr best thing I've watched ever

People watching gear 5: no no. I'm insulting it

Me: ......by narrating the best parts??

Luffy Slaps Sanji in the face: this nakama can cook anything you need

Sanji *putting on spiked steel boots*

Anyone got any good One Piece Fanfics they'd like to share? AO3 ain't giving me what I want >:[

I just wanna read a fanfic with Luffy actually acting like himself 😭

He would like some meat

It's ✨️them✨️

Lil Luffy: O H MY GOD

Lil Ace: WHAT!? What's wrong!?

Lil Luffy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs!!!!

Lil Ace: ......

Lil Luffy: :D

Lil Ace: you're adopted

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)