(SPOILERS)

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

Tf y'all liking my posts for 😒 Thanks you buncha weirdos ^^

Nami: How long does somebody have to be dead for it to be considered archeology and not grave robbing?

Robin: As an archaeologist I find this question offensive.

Zoro from absolutely nowhere: Answer the question, grave robber

(My favourite meme)

Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!

Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*

Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?

Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!

Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!

Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!

*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*

Luffy: *proceeds to drown*

(I dunno what this is......)

Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone

Stomach: rumbles

Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??

The 20 people on the bus:

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Happy Pride everyone!!

Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3