Jay(texting Harry): 37OHSSV O773H

The Hooks

THE HOOKS

   ya wanna know my life?So pissed of Harry Hook shouted. 

   Here is my fucking life!

   We are three siblings. Harriet, our oldest. Me and Cj, our youngest.

My so called father, that son of a bitch, is a horrible person. I have no idea what my mom saw in him. He means harm and abuse and disaster and caos. He abused my mother. Fuck him! She did nothing to that asshole! shoutings and beggings every night. I heared it. Harriet heared it. But it only lasted till Cj was months old. Ya know what happened. The Great Captain Hook Drove Her Insane. so she suicided. Left me and Harriet a note. But that dumbass burnt that note. The only thing I have left from my mother is that necklace.

   Harriet run away. she was smart.she understood that my mother’s death meant nothing to Hook. The next in the line was her. So she run away. More like faked her death and stuff. I can’t blame him tho. I wanted too.Hell I did want to run away. But Cj was only months old. I couldn’t leave her with that monster. Even if I did run away, he would find me one way or another. So I sticked with dad. But I need to admit Harriet always got our backs. sometimes she snuck in the ship, took care of Cj when ı couldn’t. Or somehow scare Mr. Smee and dad so he leaves me alone. Oh and after Ettie’s left, I was the one who got beat and abuse so yeah, most of the scars on me is from him.

   Then Cali grew up. Me and Ettie never told her about mom or the abuses I got. she suddenly became a fathers little girl. Then we met with Uma and Gil and rest of the crew. They got our backs. So we got theirs.

   I’m not even talkin about what kind of abuse I did got! He trew litterally everything at me. Knives, swords, alchohol bottles.. Oh and there is this fire thing. His favorite. He used to burn my skin. And rapes... Ya don’t want me to tell them.

   W-what about the hook? How did you get it. The almost-golden-haired crying girl asked.

    It was one of the nights when Hook got drunk and decided to have a little time with me. Him being drunk made the situation easier for me to run off. There is a cliff, my favorite place. I call it “the endless”. I got there and started to drink. After a little time Harriet and Cj came and gave me this hook. They said “you’ll get revenge someday. And when you do, we will right behing you” That night, we all fell asleep on that place. That’s because this hook is so important to me.

He stood up and wald towards the girl.

   What happened? Your little Neverland heart couldn’t stand a regular Isle story, huh Pan?

   I- I didn’t know. Said Paris, Daughter of Peter Pan.

   I’m-

   Sorry? Yeah, me too

Evie: what if we don't care about our boyfriends as much we care about each other

Mal: No, we just care them in a different way

Evie: What way?

Mal: ...Less

In addition to my rant about Lonnie a second ago, as far as I am aware this is the only time the franchise acknowledges Lonnie's absence

[The tourney team explaining how they won to the Sherwood team]

Aziz: you were prepared for our best!

Chad: But not to our dumbest

Herkie: and I am the dumbest there's ever been!

is... is this yen sid teaching weird science in dragon hall?

I just watched the third episode of WandaVision and I saw everyone talking like Even Peter's, when?

But it would be still good with Aaron Johnson you know as Pietro

Also what and episode I'm crying, the sokovian accent when she says Pietro the sokovian lullaby, Monica accidently mentioning Ultron, hydra selling bath products or whatevet

Lost opportunity :(

Every time Elon Musk does something stupid/embarrassing I always think to myself, “Dang. It’s a shame DuckTales is over, we could’ve gotten so many great Mark Beaks episodes making fun of this rich brat”

What if we all are dead. And we are in the bad place as michael's neighbourhood project and thats because 2020 sucks? And the people who died in 2020 just goes to the real bad place. SOMEONE FIND CHIDI ANAKENDRICK!

JEVIE TEXTING

Jay: Hey Eves, what's up?

Evie: just separating oxyjen into carbon dioxide. Ya know the usual

Jay: Wtf E? Schools over, why are you still doing science?!?!

Evie: ... breathing,Jay. I'm breathing.

Fairy Godmother: what is the most irritating thing that your family has said to you?

Chad: That's too much cologne

Mal: that's how girls end up dead

Gil: Dont talk black to me

Evie: It's inappropriate because he is your teacher

Gil: how do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

Uma: that's back you idiot

Audrey: Act more like an adult. What does act more like an adult even mean?