Fairy Godmother: What Is The Most Irritating Thing That Your Family Has Said To You?

Fairy Godmother: what is the most irritating thing that your family has said to you?

Chad: That's too much cologne

Mal: that's how girls end up dead

Gil: Dont talk black to me

Evie: It's inappropriate because he is your teacher

Gil: how do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

Uma: that's back you idiot

Audrey: Act more like an adult. What does act more like an adult even mean?

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3 years ago

Descendants OC's of The Lost Stories

Yzla, daughter of Yzma headcanons

Descendants OC's Of The Lost Stories

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Face Claim: Eisha Applebaum

Age: 15 in d1 (same age with Carlos)

School: The Witch School

Yzma, wanting her daughter to follow her steps, raised Yzla to be a good politician

However Yzla doesn't like people to know that

She does not care about her mother and brothers obsessions with revenge

She dated with Reza for a while after she realized she is gay

She didn't tell her mother that. Not that Yzma would care at all but she didn't feel comfortable

Growing up she actually was really close with her older brother Zevon but they grew apart when he went to dragon hall

She thinks now Zevon doesn't want to even see her

That is one of the reasons why she went to the Witch School

Other than she actually liked witchcraft even tho she wasn't one

Yzla enjoyed messing around with potions

And she regularly meets with Hilary Westergaard (oc) about the potions that are used for healing

That's how se found out about the anti- heroes club

And she joined it

She got really mad at her brother about what he did in Auradon

She is friends with Harry Badun, Hermie Bing and Ginny Gothel

But her best friend is Emery Balthazar(oc)

Which makes Eddie like an older brother to her

When Claudine Frollo ran away from her father, Yzla along with Ginny helped her a lot

They became really close

And that's when Yzla realised she had a crush on Claudine

But never made a move because she knew the things Frollo had said to her about homosexuality and she didn't want to lose her

Yzla does not like Cj Hook

And she doesn't approve of her influence on Zevon

In return Cj doesn't like Yzla either

Going to the Witch school she didnt make many friends there.

She is a baddas

She throws poisons at people who messes with her or Claudine

So it's not really uncommon to see people with an odd hair color or something

When she came to Auradon it was Evies senior year and she introduced Yzla to chemistry

Which she instantly adored

If you ask her, Yzla would say that her favorite ak is jordan

I will probably edit and add things here


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4 years ago

Julie and the Phantoms incorrect quotes

Luke: Why are you smiling at me all pretty?

Alex: Because I want the last thing you ever see to be nice

Luke: then move a little, I can't see Julie

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Nick: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Carrie: Flynn?

Flynn: yeah?

Carrie: Can you hand me the mirror?

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Reggie: I'm also a unicorn

Reggie: maybe a bi-corn

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Trevor: is there any hot girls in school Carrie?

Carrie: yes...

Carrie: me

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Willie: dear diary, today I miss my dead boyfriend Alex.

Alex: Willie we are both dead

Willie: I still can hear his soft voice in my head

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Ray: This is four o'clock in the morning why are you making chocolate pudding.

Reggie: I have no control over my life.

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Julie: are you high?

Reggie: hey, am I what?

Julie: high

Reggie: hey

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Luke: julie and I-

Alex: are you getting married?

Luke: No-

Flynn: sit down, we have the whole thing planned out for you

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Caleb!Nick: I'm going to take you out

Carrie: great it's a date

Caleb!Nick: no I meant as a threat

Carrie: See you at six

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Luke: hey, Bobby. Why did you dye your hair bright blue?

Bobby: I didn't but you had 15 cups of coffee after not sleeping for two days

Luke: Shit

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Reggie and Luke: hey parental figure

Ray: good morning problem children

Alex: good morning Ray

Ray: hello responsible child

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Alex: hey, what are you listening

*grabs his headphones*

Reggie: wait no!

Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. "Oh brother" Pooh exclaimed


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5 years ago

Jarlos short one-shot

Carlos looked at Jane's ocean blue eyes.

Now Carlos wasnt a guy who gets angry that easily (unlike Jay) but when he is angry or stressed, or uncomfortable, he just takes a look at Jane's eyes. She always calm him down what the situation is.

You okay? She asked with a soft voice.

They were together. Engaged to be more specific. And after graduation, they moved to a house together. It was a cute little two-floored house near the Auradon Prep so Jane wouldn't be so far from her mother. And now, it was three in the morning and they both awake. It was Carlos' nightmare though. He woke up, Jane woke up. And they were jus sitting up on the bed.

Yeah, just a nightmare. Sorry to wake you up. Carlos said.

He doesn't want to admit but he still saw some nightmares about her mother. She used to use him as a personal slave. Carlos wasn't more than a buttler to her. And she was punishing him. By that small and Clostrophobic closet. Carlos was staying there for days with no food and surrounded by bear traps. I am not even mentioning the physical and mental abuse. So Carlos had nightmares although it wasn't as much as it used to be. But sometimes it goes worse. Sometimes he see her mom with Jane instead of himself.

You sure you are okay? You don't look good.

He looked straight at her eyes and smiled.

I will be. Now it's so early. Let's just sleep.

Jarlos Short One-shot

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5 years ago

FG: what are you doing here dears?

Evie: see, we have a lot of exams this week

Mal: We thought we could study together

Carlos: we are not that lazy like you think

Jay: we are even more lazy

3 years ago

Happy birthday Cam ❤

5 years ago

father and daughter

Mal: who are you?

Hades: Your father

Mal: the one who left me 17 years ago?

Hades: I can explain everything.

Mal: Explain it.

Hades: I left you 17 years ago


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3 years ago

Descendants as Jessie Quotes

Evie: Celia, bed. now!

Celia: Evie, no. Catch me!

Ben and mal both suck at flirting:

Ben: Maybe I'll call you soon

Mal: Maybe I'll answer

Ben: And maybe when you answer, I'll talk to you

Mal: that'd be weird if you didn't

Audrey talking about Ben proposing Mal:

Audrey: I should have just been happy for you but instead I was jealous and pretty

Mal: dont you mean petty?

Audrey: yeah, that too

Mal: audrey, we have a great birthday surprise for you

Audrey:You're moving back to Isle and taking your friends with you?

Queen leah enters

Leah: Suprise birthday girl

Audrey shocked and uncomfortable: Granny, what are you doing here

Leah: wondering why you're still not married *glances at Ben*


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4 years ago

JEVIE TEXTING

Jay: Hey Eves, what's up?

Evie: just separating oxyjen into carbon dioxide. Ya know the usual

Jay: Wtf E? Schools over, why are you still doing science?!?!

Evie: ... breathing,Jay. I'm breathing.


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4 years ago

And as a dare they dress up as each other for a day and almost no one realizes

Descendants x JATP

Evie and Flynn would be best friends

Mal and Julie would sit and complain about how dork their boys are

Reggie and Gil and Carlos (de vil)

Audrey and Carrie

Nick and Jane would be good friends

Lonnie, Jordan and Flynn

Caleb and Hades, duh!

Jay and Reggie would do something stupid, try to run away but have to stop when hear Carlos and Alex shouting behind them "Jayden! Reginald!"

Carlos would comfort Reggie about how his parents were 'one fight away from a divorce'

Jay comforts Luke about never got a chance to say goodbye to her mom

And Luke comforts Jay cuz his mother is dead.

Mal making core 4 and sea 3 invisible and go to hunt trevor/bobby with the boys

GIRLS NIGHT!!!

Ben occasionally let's Julie & the Phantoms play at school dances/parties or even special royal parties and stuff

Celia would adore Carlos(molina)

WILLEX AND JAYLOS DOUBLE DATE

WILLEX AND GARRY DOUBLE DATE

AUDREY AND CARRIE

Mal and Julie duet

Phantoms (trying) play tourney

Alex teaches Jay drums

Carlos (de vil) and Alex dance together

Luke, Reggie and Carlos(de vil) playing guitar together

Jane and Julie playing the piano

Lonnie and Flynn DJ ing together

UMA AND CARRIE

PRANK. WARS.

A LOT OF PRANK WARS

I MEAN *A LOT*

Hollywood ghost club in the underworld

Hades and Caleb duet

Vk's showing phantoms where they used to live in the isle and phantoms kinda adored the place cuz it's not that different from their rehearse studio in 1995

Dizzy and Carlos (M)

Celia, Dizzy and Carlos (M)

4 years ago

ı ship one side with shitty past and the other one is the good girl/boy

for example

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LOGYN: MCU / NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Loki has the problematic past and Sigyn is the good girl who is always there for him

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PERALTIAGO: BROOKLYN 9-9

I mean Jake has father issues. And Amy is the good girl who always be there for Jake.

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JANELOS: DESCENDANTS

So we don’t have to talk about how bad the isle was, especially for carlos with Cruella so... and jane is the good auradn girl. They are my underatted babies

IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SHIP LIKE THEM IN MIND, I’D LIKE TO HEAR


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