JEVIE TEXTING

[Gil trying to cheer harry up]

Harry: I'm a trash

Gil: exactly! You are a trash can. Not a trash cannot

Nil by Lynne Matson

A book series that I could not a fandom of...

Please...

Hades: do you think I am too confident?

Mal: no

Hades: dont lie to me.

Mal: you are my father

Hades: alright then. Anything you'll say in next 30 second is free. Starting now.

Mal: I think you are a drama queen-well God. Overreactor, self-centered, pushy-

Hades: But I-

Mal: no. I still have 23 more seconds

Jay literally: Shit...

Mal: Oh fuck

Carlos sighing: damnit evie

Gif is not mine

HEADCANON

When Carlos and Jane first started dating Lonnie slipped out that Jane actually knows the flower language. Carlos trying to be thoughtful, learned it overnight (mostly) and made a bouquet. Only there was a flower that only grows with magic so he went to mal and maimed her til she had to grow the flower.

When Carlos gave the bouquet to Jane at first she was confused but then Carlos explained to her. There was a moment of silence followed by the warmest hug Carlos had ever got in his life

I have never watched the black cauldron and I've recently realised that I have been reading his name wrong the whole time.

I thought it was honored king.

It was apparently not...

Mal: who the fuck!

Evie: language!

Mal: whom the fuck?!

Mal: dad you're embarrassing me

Hades: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart

THE DE VIL FAMILY

Cameron Boyce as Carlos Oscar De Vil

Emma Stone as Cruella De Vil

Jake T Austin as Caleb De Vil (Carlos’ younger brother)(OC)

Selena Gomez as Celeste  De Vil (Carlos’ oldest cousin)(OC)

David Henrie as Diego De Vil

Emaroude Toubia as Isabella De Vil (Carlos’ youngest cousin)(OC)

John Hannah as Cecil B De Vil

Do you have any Lonnie plus family headcanons?

Okay let's see. Also they might be already canon or from other users that I've seen and dont remember. If that's the case let me know and I'll tag them

Also I added a little Jordan and Aziz there...

Lonnie, Aziz and Jordan grew up together

Either Jordan or Lonnie had a one sided crush on the other at around the age of 12

Aziz was the ultimate wingman for any relationship the other two had

Shang Jr is also childhood friends with one of Aziz's older sister

Speaking of Shang, he had his first tattoo secretly at the age of 15.

It was a dolphin tattoo because he was obsessed with the sea growing up

Shang also likes to cook but is not very good at it

Mulan's family love Li Shang so much

Li Shang always made sure he was there for both her kids

Shang Jr looks like Mulan the most

Mushu is very protective of both Shang Jr and Lonnie

And he is the overdramatic proud unce

LONNIE AND SHANG JR GREW UP WITH YAO, CHIEN-PO AND LING'S CHILDREN

Jordan was the first one to attend Auradon City Middle School and that ls where she met Ben

Lonnie and Shang Jr had all their education till their respective high school years in China

Then Shang went to high school in Sherwood Forest for the first year but got transferred to Auradon Prep because Auradon had a better Scholarship in fencing.

He shared a drom with Andrew Bjorgman (Anna and kristof's son)

He also told everything about Auradon Prep to Lonnie so she wouldn't have much hard time there because he was always underestimated by some royal kids

Well, so was Lonnie. Maybe more than Shang jr because at least the older was a man and it wasn't 'wrong' for him to fight

Lonnie however was ignored by many people

Because she was a girl and she should be 'graceful' and 'quiet' and 'ladylike'

And she shouldnt fight.

After couple of month Ben being the king hearted guy befriended him and that went on

Lonnie also has couple tattoos

Which gave her bonus points befriending the vk's

Mal doesn't like to get into a physical fight in Auradon not because she is incapable but she likes the others to underestimate her

The only person she fenced in Auradon was lonnie (before d2)

It was in the middle of the night when they bumped into each other and had ice cream in the kitchens

They were chatting then fighting came up which made mal offer to fence with her

Lonnie obviously accepted

That's why when they were rescuing Ben in d2, mal was a bit relieved Lonnie was there

Back to the family, both Shang Jr and Lonnie got their sass from their great grandmother, grandma Fa

That's it for now I guess...