A Knives Out X Muppet Crossover Would Absolutely Slap!

We all know Scratch is the best boy 😁 (sorry Gale)

Hey love your writing, I was wondering if I could request a Haymitch x reader oneshot? I was thinking the reader is an ex victor as well and is used similarly to Finnick by the capitol. Her and Hamitch start getting into in one night and he wants to make sure she’s comfortable because he knows how the capitol uses her body, so it’s super fluffy and soft smut!

Thank you so much for reaching out ❤️ I’m not doing requests just yet; still getting on my feet with writing. But stayed tuned- you’re on the right track for where I’m going 😉

Hot Tip (pun absolutely intended): use dryer lint as fire starter

9 year olds… *facepalm*

Camper 1: That’s racist!

Camper 2: Donald Trump is racist!

Camper 3: Hey, he’s orange- what are you gonna do?

Camper 1: Orange lives matter!

Camper 4: We’re not supposed to talk about politics at camp!

Campers 1 & 3: Orange lives matter!

Counselor: Guys! Just drop it!

@thingsoverheardatcamp

This is awesome for camp counselors! If your campers don’t feel safe or listened to when they are upset, camp will not be magical for them.

repeat after me;

i am happy, life is good, i am alive and i’m working on creating the best version of myself

When camp friends get you the hook up on international foods ❤️🌏😁

Hahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

When campers complain about ropes course helmets

This is me when I talk about my campers to other people. 😂😂😂

https://twitter.com/skyatlantic/status/965907723937308672

Hahahaha! So funny! Jon’s face…

(Love your pet day…)