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The Pink Rose Masterlist

Hunger Games AU fanfic / Haymitch Abernathy x reader fanfic. (*) means it's got some spice.

Part 1 (*)

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Part 4

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Part 6

Part 7

Part 8 (*)

UPDATE: Hello hello my lovelies- So I know The Pink Rose has gained a small following recently (which I absolutely appreciate). I am currently taking a small hiatus to read Sunrise on the Reaping. I hope to be back and ready to share Part 9 with you by June 1, 2025.

Thank you all.

A Knives Out x Muppet crossover would absolutely slap!

rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

God I love the onion

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

When you let the kids use your fidget toys and what not:

This movie is gold!

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? 

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)

Writing your resume with camp experience

So a lot of us are (eventually) going to be looking for a real job with only or mostly camp experience. And we all know that camp provides valuable skills, but how do we show that to employers. Well, show them through what you say in your resume. So here are some suggestions of how to phrase your camp experience.

Literally everybody who works at camp:

Managed risk; promoted health and safety of participants

Lead interactive activities on a variety of topics for over (estimation of number) participants ages (whatever ages your camp serves)

Planned curriculum in (relevant topics)

Worked on an interdisciplinary team of (number) staff

Lead activities to facilitate social and leadership skills development

Worked with diverse participants and staff

Worked with CITs? Managed trainees ages (numbers) Been some kind of ad staff? Been a unit leader? Managed/supervised (number) of staff Program director/staff? Implemented specialty activities Did something for staff training? Provided trainings for staff on (relevant topics)

Numbers are eye-catching, and you can use estimates. Check out the web for formatting ideas and use any services your school/university provides to get feedback and strengthen your resume. Don’t lie about your skills, but make them sound relevant to other jobs. For example, if you’re applying for a teaching job, putting that you did behavior management is probs a good idea. Applying for an office job? Probs not relevant. But teamwork is. So go forth and tell the world all the useful skills you learned as a camp counselor.

When 9-y.o. campers tell you about their family yacht and European excursions.

I might have actually been successful for once... I've been a camp counselor for 4 years and part of summer camps for 10 and I finally got someone to consider it! All I had to do was play the "Pacific Northwest Card" LoL

Convincing my broke friends to work with me at camp

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

Let’s be real- I’ve been packed for at least a week and I’ve unpacked and repacked both bags at least twice.