No But Seriously Imagine It

Wow, I have the phedsheets sewing machine, I'm just really deep into the phandom

tumblr is trying to sell me an amazingphil sewing machine. this place knows me so well.

Phil Lester, this you?

Some times to do wonder what briefs dan and phil get for their ad reads, because I swear to God half the time they just make it up as they go

why does the TIT Liveshow have to be on the 23rd??? I’ll be deep in tech week by then 😫😫😫 i guess it’s payback for being able to actually see the show 😅😅

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

Phil Lester, this you?

Why must they always post a 2 hour long video at like 9:30, I have shut to do tomorrow

y’all will not believe who i immediately thought of

If dan wasn't so irrevocably in love with phil, he'd be a he/him lesbian