LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast
transcript:
jack: what do you think it was about him?
dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers
phil: very long fingers
dan: yeah
If they pull a shourtney on us I swear to fucking god
i love how for the photo dump caption it looks like they couldn’t pick one so they just included all of their ideas
"I can and I will."
If dan wasn't so irrevocably in love with phil, he'd be a he/him lesbian
if anyone remembers my Phil clone drawing... this is basically a sequel
in the next part they shall all band together to defeat some purple guy
Someone needs to make Phil wear some aggressively long false nails. They'd fit his princess hands too well.
My sister after just taking out a loose piece of bread from the microwave, and buttering it to go wity her dinner: who would have just bread and butter that's fucking mank
My sister must really hate phil
I must know something, I didn't get to see tit, but from the few spoilers I've seen, sister daniel wears boots, right? Not those fuck ass jazz shoes dan has on in the photo dump.