Phil Lester, This You?

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

no no guys you don't get it he doesn't wear my merch all the time because he loves me it's because it somehow has magical healing powers and is the only hat in the world that can stop his migraines. it's not gay guys

I must know something, I didn't get to see tit, but from the few spoilers I've seen, sister daniel wears boots, right? Not those fuck ass jazz shoes dan has on in the photo dump.

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

y’all will not believe who i immediately thought of

I love Dan's need to try and cancel phil at any chance he gets

dan and phil finally have the phookbook, which means it's time for everyone else to own it too. in the google drive folder there are four files - an epub and pdf for reading digitally, as well as a separate pdf optimised for print and the cover spread, in case anyone wants to print their own book.

this is the full phookbook as dan and phil received it, with the exception of the introduction as, while i thought it was rather well written, i did have a bit of a breakdown halfway through. and no one needs to read all that.

thank you so so much again to everyone who participated in this project, whether your recipe made it in or not. if i had more time believe me i would have made this twice the size in order to include everyone, but it is what it is. and once again a special shoutout to @leegallyeevil for the frankly insane cover art, you rock

absolutely terrified to publish this but... without further ado...

the REALISM that's truly missing from 911 on abc is lesbians. LESBIANS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I just decided someone now need to make a cock shame edit of the sign

Tell me why this sign in saw on tiktok immediately reminded me of dan

They'd be just insane enough to do it

what if one of them proposes at the end of the the final show of their tour