literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!
the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did
Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls
Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man
Traveler: THE WHO??
Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
Barbara, to some Random: remember that Barbatos is always watching 💞
Venti: *literally so fucked up he forgot how to breathe automatically*
Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?
Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!
Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.
Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.
Lawrence: Then beg.
Adrien: *gets a paper cut*
Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough
I want a baby meme with genshin characters part 2:
Kaeya:
Zhongli:
Scaramouche:
Razor:
Signora: hey
Scaramouche: what the fuck
Childe: didn’t you die??
Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change
Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler
Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-
Itto: *shoots and misses*
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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