Diluc: Y’all Still Beat Your Meat Lol

Sean: I’m biracial actually.

Finn: That’s wassup love who you love, man.

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

Hawke: Wow. Handcuffs? You’re kinky…

Aveline: First off, I’m captain of the guard. Secondly, you’re under arrest.

Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you

Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?

Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?

Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna

Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

Wait a minute...

Daniel: I love one brother and his name is Sean Diaz <3

Sean: How did you say that emoji out loud

Sean: Just get out of my room

Scaramouche: can someone come bail me out? i just got arrested for being too irritating.

Childe: on my way!

Childe: can someone come bail me out :(

Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Hu Tao: they are!!

Chongyun: wait for real?

Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔