Jaal: You Died, Ryder!

Kaeya: hey how do you like this picture i painted

Diluc: do you accept constructive criticism

Kaeya: sure

Diluc: it fucking sucks

Kaeya: that wasn’t constructive criticism

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Chongyun: why do you two look so sad?

Xingqiu: come sit down and we’ll tell you

Chongyun: okay?

Hu Tao: this bench was freshly painted

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately

Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y

Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?

Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.

Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️

Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints

Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind

Deacon: if you want to know who your real friends are, get pregnant, those who stick by you are the real ones

Curie: I feel as though there are steps you could take beforehand

Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!

Mammon: no

Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on

Chongyun: we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by the spirit of an owl

Xingqiu: who

Chongyun: that’s the thing we don’t-

Chongyun: