a wolf in sheep's clothing
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse
*KLONG*
*KLANG*
hello patch nation
hey tumblr
i genuinely thought this when he first showed up
what if worst wolverine just had tiny claws as like a variant thing Wade wouldn't have known until way to late cuz he thought it was whiskey dick I just realized this and I think it's so funny
this is the only time u will ever see me draw him consistently-ish istg
i like his colors in the book of boba fett and thats all i will say about that series.
idk how old he is in this ref he’s an adult
"Jump, peanut! World's bestest cat dad-pool will catch you!"
And the tree was straining.
Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”
(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)