I Genuinely Thought This When He First Showed Up

I present you with Wolvie:

Comic: Exiles 3-5

We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.

And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."

"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."

And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."

Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."

Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"

Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"

I think about this all the time every time I love Boba Fett

Most of the time I have an irrational antipathy and disinterest in Boba Fett but then every once in a while I go on a spiral about his fucked up childhood because it's a mindscrew and nightmare. Imagine being little kid growing up on a farm and all the farm animals look exactly like you and sound exactly like you and you watch them all get branded and sent to the slaughterhouse. And you're alone for weeks on end with only these not-brothers for company but you're not allowed with them, you just watch them. You watch them eat and train in rows upon rows and your dad tells you they're just cattle and they're exactly the same as you except they're not, because your dad says so. They're his clones and also you're his clone and the only reason you are a person is because your dad decided he wants a legacy and also it's the only reason you exist and also you don't want to be cattle like them. You exist to be his son and it's the only thing that makes you not cattle. And you're like. six.

Jango Fett is like the opposite of Darth Vader because Darth Vader is redeemed by his son but Jango Fett is made so much worse by every single decision he every made with Boba.

left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground

CLEANSED.

Have caution!! Mouthwashing gore/body horror! Captain Curly post-crash </3

bobita 🥲

the goob!!!!!!

Bing req, feel free to request other egos I haven’t done yet

"Jump, peanut! World's bestest cat dad-pool will catch you!"

And the tree was straining.

Logan, sweetheart, pookie bear… love of my life. Stop trying to fight magneto. Please just stop.

OK, OK, listen bro, LISTEN!!

What are you made of?? Metal. M-E-T-A-L..

What do magnets do? They control metal.

What does magneto do? Control metal..

NOW HEAR ME OUT!!

Again, what are you made of? Metal.

And maybe.. JUST MAYBE!! You shouldn’t fight magneto because..?

He can control metal and you are made of said material he can control.

This is a lose/win battle buddy. Maybe step out of this on-

And there he goes. There he fucking goes. Jesus Christ.

The boys as that one Harley and Joker comic cover because I needed another excuse to draw Wade in a dress